The Perfect Date Format Romance

Date format Iso 8601 Technical standards Data formatting Timestamp Code conventions

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The Perfect Date Format Romance

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When someone asks about the "perfect date," most people think romance, but developers think ISO 8601! The responder skipped candlelit dinners and went straight for DD/MM/YYYY formatting—because nothing says "I'm a programmer" like standardizing timestamp formats. The date format wars are real and brutal in codebases worldwide. MM/DD/YYYY fans are typing angry comments right now, while ISO 8601 (YYYY-MM-DD) enthusiasts are smugly nodding in their ergonomic chairs. The perfect relationship? One where you both agree on date formatting conventions.

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