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Senior Engineers Be Like

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1 month ago 92.7K views 0 shares

Senior Engineers Be Like

Ask a senior engineer any technical question and watch the conditional answers flow like wine at a tech conference afterparty. "Should we use microservices?" It depends. "Is Redux overkill?" This depends. "Should we refactor now?" That depends. "What's the best programming language?" EVERYTHING DEPENDS. The universal truth of software engineering isn't some elegant algorithm or design pattern—it's the cosmic awareness that context is king and absolutes are for junior devs who haven't been burned enough yet.

Which One Will Break Your Codebase?

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2 months ago 128.7K views 0 shares

Which One Will Break Your Codebase?

The daily existential crisis of choosing between two identical array filters. One says x => x > 20 , the other says age => age > 20 . Both do exactly the same thing, but somehow this decision feels like defusing a bomb. Variable naming - the only place where developers sweat more than during a production outage.

Codingin Cbelike

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2 months ago 107.4K views 0 shares

Codingin Cbelike

Oh the eternal dilemma of choosing between wildcard imports (*) and logical operators (&) ! That moment when you're coding and have to decide between importing everything under the sun or writing proper boolean logic... and either choice makes you sweat bullets. The wildcard import will make your IDE cry while the logical AND will make your code reviewer question your life choices. It's like choosing between technical debt now or technical debt later. Truly the Sophie's Choice of programming!