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Deport All Foreign Keys

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Databases StackOverflow Programming Backend

1 year ago 270,436 views 0 shares

Deport All Foreign Keys

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Why actually learn SQL when you can just insult everyone else's intelligence instead? The classic developer shortcut: when in doubt, blame others! Nothing says "I'm totally competent" like calling database experts names while secretly Googling "what is a JOIN statement" for the fifth time today. The true mark of a 10x developer is their ability to deflect, not their ability to query.

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