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The corporate world's dirty little secret: why learn fancy languages when Excel macros will make you the office wizard? Non-IT folks don't care about your elegant Python algorithms—they just want their spreadsheets to stop crashing. VBA might be the programming equivalent of using a hammer to screw in a nail, but damn if it doesn't get you immediate results while the "real programmers" are still setting up their development environments. SQL queries in Access might make database engineers cry, but nothing says job security like being the only person who can make the ancient accounting system spit out quarterly reports.

Ah, the classic "shoot the messenger" scenario, but make it tech! The script is pointing a gun at the API, which is desperately trying to shield the database from the incoming barrage of requests. For those who've ever written a script that hammered an API with requests until the database server caught fire, this hits different. Your innocent-looking for-loop just became a Tommy gun, and suddenly you're the villain in your own infrastructure gangster movie. Next time your DBA asks why the server crashed at 2PM, just show them this and slowly back away while maintaining eye contact.

Ah, the classic tech acronym mixup. One person thinks BDSM stands for Big Data Security Management (a perfectly innocent enterprise software solution), while the other person is thinking of... well, something entirely different. The real joke is that no one in IT has ever created an acronym that wasn't already taken by something NSFW. We're still waiting for someone to explain what the S in BDSM actually stands for in the tech context. Probably "scalable" because everything needs to be scalable these days.

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Frontend developers getting roasted harder than the CPU running their npm install. The joke hinges on SQL's JOIN operation - something backend folks use to combine data from multiple database tables. Meanwhile, frontend devs are over there positioning divs and arguing about whether dark mode should be activated based on system preferences or user choice. Can't blame them though - hard to join tables when all you've ever joined is another JavaScript framework bandwagon.

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