The Intern's Production Database Adventure

Content Some Gut I EE Copy Design Calibri (Boov) 11 Oribi Al forbidden - Word ACROBAT ? Tell me what you want to do.. 1 Normal I No Spac.. Heading 1 Heading 2 Title Subritie Subtle Em... Emphasis Styles 9 Share DO Find a2c Replace Select Y pragma once include "coreapp.h" include "renderwindow.h" namespace Example class ExampleApe: public Core:App public: ExampleApp(); ExampleApp(); open app bool Open(); run app void Run(); private: sLume program, gLuint vertexShader;

Content 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 15 16 17 19 22 3 4 25 7 seq "st", "nd", "rd", "th", "th", "th", "th", "th", "th", "th", "th", "th" days "A partridge in a pear tree", "Two turtledoves" "Three French hens" "Four calling birds" "Five golden rings" "Six geese a-laying", "Seven swans a-swimming" "Eight maids a-milking", "Nine ladies dancing", "Ten lords a-leaping", "Eleven pipers piping" "Twelve drummers drumming" curr 1 max 13 while (curr max): recurs curr print ("On the " str(curr) seqcurr - 11 " day of xmas my true love sent to me : ") while(recurs 0): print (days recurs-1) recurs - 1 if(recurs 1): print ("And", end" ") print (" curr 1

Content I like it ( 39) Fri 11:50 PM Question How do keyboards make things like what you just sent work? Because while those are ASCII symbols, they're all rotated and shifted Fri 11:52 PM Oh boy lets talk about Unicode

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Content Actual modern web dev: React - Postgres import sql from "evercelpostgres' const likes 100; export default async function HomeFeed() const IOWS await sql'SELECT id, name FROM posts WHERE likes (likes) LIMIT 5; return ( div (rows.map ((post) ( a href( postpost.id) ') key-(post. id) h2 post. name h2 a div 1 Drew Wilson drewwilson Jun 7 Modern web dev: Nextjs React Apollo GQL GRPC Postgres edit 20 code files, spend untold hours wrangling them together. Result: ... Show more

Frontend devs get hugged like the adorable dog for making things pretty. Meanwhile, backend devs are the unappreciated cat sitting alone with a cable in its mouth, desperately trying to get someone to acknowledge that the entire system would collapse without their data connections. Classic workplace dynamics where the visible stuff gets the praise while the critical infrastructure gets ignored until it breaks.