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Actual Review On My Explicitly Horror Game
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging Testing
20 days ago 81.0K views 0 shares
Actual Review On My Explicitly Horror Game
When your code review gets a perfect score for being absolutely terrifying. That's not a bug report, it's a trauma report. The reviewer gave it seven hearts because they're still alive to write the review, which is more than we can say for their sanity. Legacy codebases should come with this exact warning: "If you're a fan of spaghetti code, give it a shot. If you value your mental health, stay FAR away."

The Intern's Production Database Adventure
Databases Security Programming Debugging
28 days ago 160.9K views 0 shares
The Intern's Production Database Adventure
That moment of pure existential horror when you spot the intern casually connecting to your production database through some sketchy website you've never seen before. The same database that powers your entire company. The same database that took you three all-nighters to optimize last month. And they're just... clicking around. Exploring. Writing queries . Without a WHERE clause in sight. Your soul leaves your body as you realize they have admin privileges somehow. You're not even mad—you're just impressed at how quickly they've found a way to bypass all seven layers of security you implemented.

Brave Programmer's Last Words
Debugging Devops Programming Testing
2 months ago 76.5K views 0 shares
Brave Programmer's Last Words
That moment when you're thrown into maintaining legacy code and discover it's a minefield of undocumented edge cases waiting to explode. The look of pure existential terror says it all—you've entered the code equivalent of deep space, where no one can hear you scream about missing null checks and mysterious conditional logic that somehow keeps the whole system from imploding. The brave soul's final transmission before being consumed by the void of technical debt.

When Your Python Turtle Summons The Ring
Python Programming Debugging
3 months ago 116.4K views 0 shares
When Your Python Turtle Summons The Ring
Someone discovered the perfect way to summon the ghost from The Ring using Python. Just create an infinite loop of a turtle drawing negative circles, and you've got yourself a cursed hallway experience. The perfect code for when you want your programming assignments to be literally haunted. Next sprint I'm definitely adding this to our legacy codebase - the junior devs already look terrified enough.

I Am Caught Now
Networking Security Linux
4 months ago 132.4K views 0 shares
I Am Caught Now
Just another day in network troubleshooting. Forget fancy tools—all you need is to yell IP addresses into the void. The IT person immediately responds with their subnet mask, like a Pavlovian response to hearing numbers in that format. Can't help it. It's hardwired into our brains after years of config files and ping tests. The knife is just for dramatic effect... or maybe cable management.