The Things People Ask Google For

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The corporate world wants us to believe JSON and NoSQL databases are different technologies, but developers know better. It's like asking what's the difference between a filing cabinet and... a filing cabinet. Both store unstructured data in key-value pairs, both make schema changes trivial, and both make database purists cry themselves to sleep at night. MongoDB is basically just JSON with extra steps and a marketing team. Next they'll tell us arrays and lists are completely different concepts!

SWEET MOTHER OF NESTED LOOPS! This code is what happens when you let a serial killer write your data processing script! 😱 It's like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded, drunk, AND riding a unicycle through a minefield! The absolute AUDACITY of using globals().__setitem__ instead of just assigning a variable like a normal human being! And those underscores everywhere? It's like they're trying to communicate in Morse code through variable names! Whoever wrote this abomination should be legally banned from touching a keyboard for at least 7 business days. Future maintainers will need therapy sessions and possibly an exorcist. 💀

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