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Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit I'm so glad I did a CS degree learning Data Structures, Algorithms, Operating Systems, Databases, Linear Algebra, Software Engineering, Information Analysis, Networking and many more. How else would I have been able to center a div with CSS or change the background color?

The four horsemen of CS education evolution: Year 1: You're printing "Hello World" with the enthusiasm of someone who just discovered fire. "Mom! Look! The computer said words I told it to say!" Year 2: Reality hits with data structures, DBMS, and OS concepts. Your face says "I've made a terrible mistake" but your tuition says "keep going." Year 3: The existential crisis kicks in. "I wanna go home" isn't just a statement—it's your new mantra, whispered between debugging sessions at 3 AM. Year 4: Complete surrender. Your only escape plan is now a YouTube channel where you'll explain to others why they should suffer too. "Don't forget to smash that like button while I smash what's left of my sanity!"

The classic "we fixed all the bugs" to "oh god we're hacked" pipeline. Declaring victory over bugs is basically sending a formal invitation to the universe to immediately prove you wrong. SQL injection on the login form is like leaving your front door unlocked with a sign saying "definitely no valuables inside." Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why they suddenly need a drink.

Ah, the fundamental shock of Python developers discovering you can use semicolons in their sacred whitespace-dependent language. After spending years meticulously aligning every tab and space to avoid the dreaded IndentationError , finding out you can just slap a semicolon at the end like some Java heathen feels like a constitutional violation. The code still works, but at what cost? Your Python street cred? Your soul?

Content Jeff Erickson CS professor, University of Illinois Urbana- Champaign Updated Apr 5 Is computer science a long-running myth? Yes, absolutely. Neither I nor any of my thousands of colleagues, nor any of the millions of our current and former students, nor any of the intellectual tools that underlie computing, which in turn underlies almost all of modern economics and society, actually exist. It's all a myth. In actual fact, we all still live in caves. You're not really reading these words on a computer screen; it's just the flickering firelight, and you had a few too many of those pretty looking mushrooms. Don't worry; it'll pass soon.

Content sell Umniah 4G 11:27 0 91 O Search News Home Popular rProgrammerHumor urapistfox 7h Guys, I need help. I will be dating girl that works as programmer. Can you give me some of your fancy techy words that I can impress her with? 830 M 594 1, Share rProgrammerHumor uironbattery 2h Guys, I told this guy I will be dating that i'm a programmer, what are some techy words I can use so he won't question it? Idk, something like "I got a promotion at work, they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" Edit: based off the replies so far I don't think l've accomplished the riff I was trying to do off... 00 do