The Things People Ask Google For

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The Things People Ask Google For

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Google's reaction when you type "anal" vs "analyze table postgres" is the perfect representation of developer life. That moment when you're frantically typing technical queries at work and stop mid-word... The sheer panic as you realize what autocomplete might suggest to your coworkers walking by. We've all been there—frantically backspacing before someone notices, praying to the demo gods that your screen isn't being shared. Database administration has never been so... risky.

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