The Elephant In The Room

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The Elephant In The Room

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You're just trying to make coffee before your first meeting when suddenly PostgreSQL barges into your kitchen like an elephant. Nothing says "Monday morning" quite like database evangelists finding you at your most vulnerable moment. Sure, I'd love to discuss your superior indexing capabilities and ACID compliance while I'm still trying to remember if I put on deodorant today.

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