The Elephant In The Room

OH. MY. GOD. The original poster just calculated the ULTIMATE data transfer speed! 1,587.5 TERABYTES?! Your fancy fiber optic connection could NEVER! 💅 Nature really said "watch me outperform your pathetic AWS data transfer limits" and didn't even charge overage fees! And then that reply... "That's a lot of information to swallow" - I am DECEASED! The audacity of that pun! Biology and computer science having their crossover episode and it's absolutely SENDING ME! The bandwidth we never knew we needed!

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Content sell Umniah 4G 11:27 0 91 O Search News Home Popular rProgrammerHumor urapistfox 7h Guys, I need help. I will be dating girl that works as programmer. Can you give me some of your fancy techy words that I can impress her with? 830 M 594 1, Share rProgrammerHumor uironbattery 2h Guys, I told this guy I will be dating that i'm a programmer, what are some techy words I can use so he won't question it? Idk, something like "I got a promotion at work, they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" Edit: based off the replies so far I don't think l've accomplished the riff I was trying to do off... 00 do

Little Tim tried to pull a classic SQL injection attack on Santa's naughty/nice database. The kid renamed himself to "Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--" hoping to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. But Santa's not some rookie DevOps elf. He proudly runs his global gift operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." The ultimate enterprise solution that's immune to SQL injection because it's too chaotic to be hacked. This is why North Pole IT has 364 days of downtime every year. They're still recovering from last Christmas.

Content Related Will C ever be replaced by other languages? C may be replaced by another language right after the following events occur: USA changes to the Unit International System (meters and so on), France, Germany and Spain understand that English is better and change to speak in English, The same with China and Russia, UK changes to drive to the right, Japan follows the initiative of the UK, The Democrats understand that the left ideas are wrong and vote massively to Trump, China abandon the Yuan in favor of USD, The same with Russia going to USD, The Bolivian government changes and respects its own Constitution and stops trying to be re-elected indefinitely. Well, after all this happens, it is possible (only possible) for some C programmers to start thinking about switching to another language. Regards. 10. i0