Excel Is My Database

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Excel Is My Database

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The career trajectory of a self-proclaimed "Database Administrator" who uses Excel instead of proper RDBMS solutions. First frame: driving a Ferrari, confidently waving, peak hubris. Second frame: same Ferrari being towed away—the inevitable system collapse when your 50MB spreadsheet with 17 VLOOKUPs finally corrupts during a critical demo. The technical debt collector has arrived. Should've normalized those tables instead of color-coding cells as your "foreign key strategy."

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