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Can't Center Divs

1 hour ago 25.1K views 0 shares

You've tried every flexbox and CSS Grid property known to humanity, consulted three different Stack Overflow threads, sacrificed a rubber duck to the coding gods, and yet that div sits there like a stubborn toddler refusing to move to the middle of the screen. The SpongeBob image of Squidward lying in bed, exhausted and defeated, captures that exact moment when you realize you've thrown literally every centering technique at the problem and it's STILL not centered. Maybe the div just enjoys watching you suffer. Pro tip: Did you remember to set the parent container's height? No? There's your problem. You're welcome.

I Think I Downloaded The Wrong Vercel

Webdev php Databases Frontend Backend

1 day ago 126.4K views 0 shares

Someone went looking for that sleek, modern deployment platform with one-click deploys and serverless functions, but instead ended up with XAMPP—the OG localhost dinosaur from 2015 that makes you manually start Apache and MySQL like it's the Stone Age of web development. Vercel: "Deploy your Next.js app in 30 seconds with automatic HTTPS and global CDN!" 🚀 XAMPP: "Here's a control panel from Windows XP era. Click 'Start' on each service individually. Good luck, soldier." 💀 The contrast is absolutely SENDING me—going from cloud-native serverless bliss to manually managing ports and checking prerequisites like some kind of localhost caveman. It's like ordering a Tesla and getting a horse-drawn carriage instead.

Do The Token Dance For Me

Backend Webdev Security Programming Debugging

2 days ago 197.7K views 1 shares

The eternal struggle between those who need OAuth tokens, API keys, and JWT configurations to function versus those who can just push untested code straight to production and call it a day. While everyone else is juggling authentication flows and refresh token rotations, you're out here manually creating race conditions and null pointer exceptions like it's an art form. No frameworks, no libraries, no safety nets—just raw, unfiltered chaos. The vibe coders are dancing through their elaborate setup rituals while you sit there on your throne, knowing you've achieved what they could only dream of: breaking things faster than they can fix them.

We Still Talk About You jQuery

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

3 days ago 182.2K views 0 shares

jQuery is basically the ex that everyone still brings up at parties. Once the king of DOM manipulation and AJAX calls, jQuery made web development bearable back when Internet Explorer 6 was still haunting our nightmares. But now? It's buried six feet under, replaced by modern frameworks like React, Vue, and vanilla JavaScript that can actually do what jQuery did natively. The thing is, we can't stop talking about it. Every "modern web dev" discussion somehow circles back to "remember when we needed jQuery for everything?" It's like that one friend from high school who peaked early—we've all moved on, but the memories (and the legacy codebases) remain. Somewhere out there, a dusty WordPress site is still running jQuery 1.4.2, and honestly? It's probably fine.

I Just Can't Prove It

Webdev AI Git StackOverflow Frontend

3 days ago 167.1K views 0 shares

When your portfolio claims "full stack web app with backend" but the entire backend is literally just two Express routes copy-pasted from Stack Overflow and a JSON file pretending to be a database. Sure, it technically has a backend... in the same way a cardboard cutout technically has depth. The "No AI" disclaimer is the cherry on top—gotta make sure everyone knows you typed those two commits yourself, even if one of them was just fixing a typo in the README.

Daily Javascript Hate Post Is Here Baby

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

6 days ago 199.1K views 0 shares

You know your project has gone sideways when your node_modules folder has more mass than a literal black hole. The sun? Cute. A neutron star? Child's play. A black hole that warps spacetime itself? Still lighter than the 47,000 dependencies you installed just to center a div. The best part? You only ran npm install once. Just once. And now your SSD is crying, your IDE is indexing until heat death, and you're pretty sure your laptop just developed its own gravitational pull. But hey, at least you got that left-pad functionality, right?

Like Give Me One Reason I Would Buy It

Frontend Webdev Hardware Windows

7 days ago 355.6K views 0 shares

Someone's showing off a Windows laptop with that gorgeous rainbow wallpaper, asking for reasons NOT to buy it. The frontend dev's response? Pure terror. And honestly, valid. That notch at the top of the screen is the digital equivalent of a design crime scene. Frontend devs already lose sleep over responsive design, cross-browser compatibility, and centering divs. Now imagine having to account for a random chunk of screen real estate that just... doesn't exist. Your carefully crafted header? Bisected. Your navigation bar? Compromised. Your pixel-perfect design? Destroyed by hardware. The notch is basically saying "hey, remember how you spent 3 hours getting that layout perfect? Well, I'm gonna sit right here and ruin it." It's the hardware version of Internet Explorer—something that forces you to write special cases and workarounds that make you question your career choices. MacBook notches were already controversial enough, but at least macOS handles it somewhat gracefully. Windows with a notch is like adding a try-catch block to your HTML—technically possible, but deeply cursed.

Unused Ram Is Ram Wasted

Javascript Webdev Windows Programming Debugging

10 days ago 216.8K views 0 shares

Electron apps took the "unused RAM is wasted RAM" philosophy and ran with it straight into the ground. That single Electron app casually munching on 6.73 TB of memory? Yeah, that's just Slack trying to display three channels and a gif. Meanwhile, Chrome is sitting in the corner nodding approvingly. The beauty of bundling an entire Chromium browser just to render some buttons is that you get to pretend memory constraints don't exist. Who needs optimization when you can just tell users to download more RAM? The fact that it's using 8% CPU while doing absolutely nothing is just the cherry on top of this performance disaster sundae.

Finally See Tailwind Classes Without Scrolling

Webdev React Typescript Javascript Frontend

10 days ago 184.4K views 0 shares

Finally See Tailwind Classes Without Scrolling

When your Tailwind className attribute becomes so absurdly long that you need an ultra-wide monitor just to see where it ends. Someone really went out and bought a curved super-ultrawide display just to avoid horizontal scrolling through their className="flex items-center justify-center bg-gradient-to-r from-blue-500 via-purple-500 to-pink-500 rounded-lg shadow-xl hover:shadow-2xl transition-all duration-300 ease-in-out transform hover:scale-105 px-4 py-2 md:px-6 md:py-3 lg:px-8 lg:py-4..." The irony? Tailwind was supposed to make styling faster and more maintainable. Instead, we've traded CSS files for className strings that look like they're trying to break the Guinness World Record for longest HTML attribute. But hey, at least you're not context-switching between files anymore—you're just context-switching between monitor edges. Real talk though: this is why Prettier's className sorting plugin exists. That and the @apply directive, but we all know you're not using those because "utility-first" means committing to the chaos.

Catblock Activated!

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

12 days ago 230.3K views 1 shares

When you finally get tired of uBlock Origin's corporate branding and decide to go open source with a more... organic solution. The latency is terrible and it blocks legitimate content 90% of the time, but at least it purrs when you pet it. Side effects include random keyboard inputs, deleted production code, and an inexplicable increase in mouse-related 404 errors. Still better than disabling JavaScript entirely though.

Can We Just Use System Fonts Please Designer Please

Frontend Webdev Programming

12 days ago 231.4K views 0 shares

Can We Just Use System Fonts Please Designer Please

Web designers will fight you to the death over importing a 500KB custom font file that looks exactly like Arial but costs $299 per year. Meanwhile, developers are out here begging on their knees: "Please, just use system-ui . It's free, it's fast, it loads instantly, and users already have it!" But no. Designers see font-family: system-ui; and experience genuine psychological horror. That simple CSS declaration represents everything they fear: practicality over aesthetics, performance over perfection, and the terrifying possibility that maybe, just maybe, Helvetica Neue is good enough. The best part? Users literally cannot tell the difference. But that 3-second load time from your Google Fonts import? They definitely notice that.

GraphQL More Like CrapQL

Backend Webdev Programming Databases Frontend

12 days ago 276.5K views 0 shares

GraphQL promised us a beautiful world of "ask for exactly what you need" and "no more over-fetching." Then you actually implement it and realize you've just traded REST's simplicity for a Frankenstein monster of resolvers, N+1 query problems, and a schema so complex it needs its own documentation. Sure, it sounds elegant in theory—one endpoint to rule them all! But in practice? You're writing custom resolvers for every single field, implementing DataLoaders to avoid turning your database into a smoking crater, and explaining to your backend team why they now need to understand your frontend's data requirements in excruciating detail. The real kicker? Half the time you end up fetching everything anyway because nobody wants to maintain 47 different query variations. Congratulations, you've reinvented REST with extra steps and a fancy query language.

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