Stronger Than My Password

The ultimate dad joke meets developer obsession! Imagine being so devoted to JavaScript Object Notation that you literally name your flesh and blood after it. The kid's college application is probably going to be perfectly structured with nested properties and no trailing commas. His first words weren't "mama" or "dada" but "{" and "}". The real question is whether his middle name is "Parse" so when he gets in trouble they can yell "JSON.Parse Error!" Siblings XML and YAML are definitely feeling jealous right now.

Content Additional questions Do you have knowledge and experience of SQL? choice. I'm proud to say I've never deleted a production database, and I fully intend on keeping it that way! 3514 characters remaining

Content Born Died Alma mater Awards Edsger Wybe Dijkstra 11 May 1930 Rotterdam, Netherlands 6 August 2002 (aged 72) Nuenen, Netherlands Leiden University (8.5., M.S.) University of Amsterdam (Ph.D.J SIGCSE Outstanding Contribution (1989) Turing Award (1972) ACM Fellow (1994) Dijkstra Prize (2002)

Content Zach McArtor zmcartor - BREAKING - Follow Trump orders ICE to remove all foreign keys from government databases. 6:46 PM - 9 Aug 2018 67 Retweets 178 Likes 10 17 67 178

Behold, the digital butterfly effect in its purest form. Some user somewhere is happily hammering that shiny "Generate" button because "ooh, pretty animation!" Meanwhile, the entire backend infrastructure is having a nuclear meltdown. Grafana's screaming red, MySQL's given up on life, Redis clusters have abandoned ship, and the poor DevOps folks are having collective heart attacks while Zabbix agent waves the white flag. This is why we can't have nice things. This is also why button debouncing exists, and why senior devs drink heavily.

Content programing professors Um. whatcha got there? global variables me A smoothie