Stronger Than My Password

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2 months ago 128,282 views 0 shares

Stronger Than My Password

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That moment when your database confirmation ID requires more complex character recognition than the password you use for your bank account. Nothing like typing out a 36-character UUID while your heart rate increases by 50 BPM because you're one typo away from deleting your production database. And they wonder why DBAs drink.

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