Fortunatly Im Dead

Y10k Legacy code Date formats Technical debt Future problems System updates Millennium bug Y2k Time formatting Poor planning

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Fortunatly Im Dead

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Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.

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