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Content Tweet Tytanic woodsdt Found out my wife is due in December and I'm already sweating about what to name this kid. I have a hard enough time deciding what to name my variables, how can I name a human??? Poor little i; 2:12 PM 52819 from Virginia, USA Twitter for iPhone

Content What my code looks like after first writing it. What my code looks like after walking away from it for 6 months.

You know that feeling when you're waiting for a page to load and it's taking forever? Now imagine that, but with government documents that are heavily redacted for "national security reasons." The mobile version shows a skeleton loader that'll probably finish before we get any real answers, while the desktop version is just walls of black bars with occasional words peeking through like "The government is the criminal" and mentions of Judge Preska. The joke here is brutal: those loading placeholders on the left will probably render actual content faster than those documents on the right will ever be unredacted. At least with lazy loading you eventually get your cat pictures. With classified files? You get rectangles. Lots and lots of rectangles. It's like someone ran redact.exe --aggressive on the entire thing and called it transparency.

Content Hey what's this code? PythonScript? Yeah It's PythonScript, a new programming language l've created So it must be based on Python? Yeah! Well, not really. OK, so it's a totally different language which has nothing to do with Python but you named it PythonScript to add to general levels confusion in the web community? Exactly PythonScript is like Python in the same way that JavaScript is like Java! CommitStrip.com

Content Inheritance in programming courses: Inheritance in industry: class Deraulti ecoListener extenos ConstraintE package practice; class Cat extends Animal private String name; Cat (String name) this.name name; RetroEncebulator retroEncebulato Strangestender strangetender, this.stringextender public String getName() return name; StreanListener-createler public void setName (String name) this.name name; "This is very intuitive! A cat is a type of animal!" ??"

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