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The duality of developer existence in two frames. Top: Uncontrollable laughter while scrolling through programming memes about bugs you've personally experienced. Bottom: Actual tears when facing those exact same bugs in production at 4:47pm on a Friday. The comedy-to-tragedy pipeline has never been more efficient.

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The horrified expression of the Senior Developer looking at the Junior Dev's code is priceless! That moment when you ask what's in their codebase and they casually reply "A smoothie" while sitting next to a monstrosity of deeply nested if statements is peak software engineering trauma. It's like opening someone's function and finding a 12-level deep conditional hell where each branch leads to another dimension of logic spaghetti. The Junior Dev has no idea they've created an eldritch horror that will summon the debugging gods at 2AM during production. Meanwhile, the ostrich perfectly represents the code review process - just stick your head in the sand and pretend you didn't see those 17 nested conditionals that could be replaced with a simple switch statement!

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