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Production Ready If You Don't Ask Questions

Databases Devops Bash Programming Python

1 day ago 119.9K views 0 shares

Production Ready If You Don't Ask Questions

The corporate facade vs the horrifying reality of "automation" in tech. Top: Suited executive proudly announcing a sophisticated database pipeline that'll revolutionize operations. Bottom: The actual implementation - a janky cron job triggering six barely-functional Python scripts held together by that one shell alias nobody understands but everyone's afraid to touch. It's the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers, but hey, it works 60% of the time, every time!

The AI Approval Process

AI Algorithms Programming Python

6 months ago 227.1K views 0 shares

The AI Approval Process

HONEY, THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! 💀 The "sophisticated AI" behind health insurance claims is literally just import random and a coin flip between "deny" and "approve"?! I. AM. DECEASED. This is the technological equivalent of discovering your surgeon is actually just two raccoons in a lab coat. The absolute AUDACITY of companies claiming their "advanced algorithms" are anything more than digital dice rolls! Your life-saving medication approval? RANDOM CHANCE, BABY! 🎲