Interview Via Ms Teams? How About No.

Recruiters really out here thinking you'll jump at the chance to work with CISCO hardware and Oracle databases like it's 2005. The desperation is palpable – they need someone, anyone, to touch their legacy infrastructure that nobody wants to maintain anymore. Meanwhile, developers have written "I HATE ORACLE" and "I HATE CISCO" on repeat like it's a mantra keeping them sane through years of dealing with enterprise bloatware and licensing nightmares.

Nothing says "exciting career opportunity" quite like being asked to babysit decades-old tech stacks that require sacrificing your weekends to Oracle's licensing gods and deciphering CISCO CLI commands that feel like ancient hieroglyphics. Hard pass.