Backup Capacity Expectations Vs Reality

Content Mike McQuaid MikeMcQuaid If people with English degrees bragged about their abilities like (some) software engineers: "I've been speaking for 36 years and writing for 33 years. I've professionally used words from 10 different languages. Most days I speak or write 1000s of words to 10s of people." 10:53 AM Jun 9, 2022 Tweetbot for Mac 1 Retweet 24 Likes ProarammerHumor.io

Content My SQL query turns one month old today after running for 720 hours 0111111152.7 3111111152.5 6111111144.0 911111151.3 11111149.3 4C11111154.9 7C11 43.6 10111111152.9 2111111 46.5 5 64.7 8 55.6 11111 18.7 111153.0G62. 7G SwpI 111.151.39T PID USER PRI NI VIRT RES SHR S CPU MEM TIME Command 3921466 postgres, 30 10 1710G 7464M 2316 R 95.0 11.6 681h postgres: F1Help F2Setup F3SearchF4FilterF5Tree F6SortByF7Nice -F8Nice F9Kill F1 NAME TYPE SIZE USED PRIO devsda3 partition 321.4G 321.4G -2 swapfile file 400G 400G -3 swapfile2 file 300G 298.4G -4 swapfile3 file 400G 162.1G -5 I hope I don't have to buy another ssd to add as swap because I don't have any more drive space to save it from the OOM killer if it continues to grow. ProarammerHumor.io

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Content Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble" "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew . Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half- caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht l'm keeping those

Content Me every time I need to use a regex so I copy it from a conveniently specific StackOverflow post like your funny words magic man

Content gIm::vec3 farthestStarPos glm::vec3(); Ifun fact, the words "further" and "farther" are often utilised interchangably by a very large majority of the population; but in reality, they slightly differ in meaning. the former has a formal definition of referring to distances which are figurative and purely 7 allegorical, whereas the latter is used to represent physical and 7 tangible distances, such as by means of space or time. surprisingly, 7 although these two words only appear to differentiate by a single letter, they both have separate timelines from which they evolved from - with "further" inheriting traits from the olden english and germanic words "furthor", "furthra" and "fyrthrian" during the midpoint of the middle ages, and also borrowing a slight resemblance? from the modern english word "forth" as in "to come forth and commit thine work" - not to be confused with "fourth", which is the 7 element denoted by the numeric digit 3 in a standard container such a as an array. by contrast, the word "farther" simply stems off the word "far" as we can easily recognise in our modern-day english language, which in turn stemmed from a git merge of the olden 7 english words of "feorp"; its dutch translation - "ver", as well as minor contributions from latin word "porro", which meant "forward", also during the late first millennium; during the 900's, a time period where the capability of :q! was not yet widely known by vim users auto balamant