Backup Capacity Expectations Vs Reality

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Backup Capacity Expectations Vs Reality

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When the CTO says "We've allocated sufficient backup storage" but your database grows faster than your budget. That tiny spare tire trying to support a monster truck of data is basically what happens when management thinks a 1TB drive will back up your 15TB production environment. Bonus points if they expect you to fit the logs too.

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