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GitHub: Not Just For Code Anymore
Git Devops Programming Cloud
2 days ago 50.1K views 0 shares
GitHub: Not Just For Code Anymore
HONEY, PLEASE! Who has time for GitHub's intended purpose when you can exploit it as your personal cloud storage?! 💅 The AUDACITY of developers using a version control platform for... *gasp*... version control! Meanwhile, the rest of us GENIUSES are uploading our vacation photos and meme collections to repositories called "definitely-important-code-stuff". Free storage is free storage, darling, and I'm not about to pay for Dropbox when I can just push my 4K cat pictures to main! #HackingTheSystem

Small Fixes, 100 GB Patch
Gamedev Devops Programming Debugging
16 days ago 63.3K views 0 shares
Small Fixes, 100 GB Patch
The absurdity of modern software bloat in one perfect screenshot! A 10KB JPEG requires 152.77GB of space? That's like needing an aircraft carrier to deliver a postcard. Game developers be like: "We fixed a typo in the credits. Download size: 87GB." Meanwhile, entire operating systems from the 90s fit on a floppy disk. The driveway analogy is brilliant—having storage space doesn't justify developers treating your SSD like their personal dumping ground. No, I don't want to sacrifice 1/4 of my hard drive because you couldn't be bothered to implement delta patching.

The Digital Sophie's Choice
Gamedev Hardware Windows
19 days ago 95.7K views 0 shares
The Digital Sophie's Choice
The existential crisis of modern gaming: you've got 128GB of storage, 127GB of games you love, and a new 60GB title you desperately want to play. Suddenly you're Negan from The Walking Dead, forcing yourself to choose which beloved digital child gets sacrificed to the storage gods. "But I might play it again someday!" you whisper, as you reluctantly hover over the uninstall button for that RPG you haven't touched in 18 months. The psychological warfare between attachment and practicality is more brutal than any boss fight.

Looking For Love In All The Wrong File Systems
Windows Hardware Microsoft Programming
24 days ago 69.9K views 0 shares
Looking For Love In All The Wrong File Systems
When your dating life and file system both have compatibility issues. FAT32 is a file system with a 4GB file size limit that most developers have moved on from years ago - just like this guy's dating prospects. Nothing says "I'm still running Windows XP" quite like proudly declaring your love for obsolete storage formats while staring pensively at your multiple monitors.

Sperms Are Just Files
Networking Programming Databases Backend
1 month ago 106.8K views 0 shares
Sperms Are Just Files
The ultimate biological-to-tech translation nobody asked for! From humble 40MB files to servers with absurd throughput speeds—this is what happens when developers spend too much time coding and not enough time in health class. That 201 HTTP response though? *Chef's kiss* Perfect analogy for "Created Successfully." Next time your app gets that status code, just remember you're basically witnessing digital conception. Congrats, you're a server parent now!

A:
Hardware Microsoft Windows Linux
1 month ago 74.9K views 0 shares
A:
Ah, the elusive A: drive. For the younger devs who've never experienced the joy of floppy disks, the A: drive was the default letter for that ancient 3.5" data rectangle that stored a whopping 1.44MB. That's right—not GB, not even MB—just 1.44MB. You could fit approximately one-third of a modern JavaScript framework's readme file on there. These days, most computers don't even have physical drive letters anymore, just abstract mount points that hide in the shadows like well-documented code.

Douche Award Goes To...
Java Android Programming Debugging
1 month ago 87.4K views 0 shares
Douche Award Goes To...
Ah, the classic Android file system mystery. Your phone proudly announces "File saved successfully" like it just cured cancer, but ask where it put the damn thing and suddenly it's giving you the silent treatment. It's like having a coworker who claims they finished the documentation but can't tell you which of the 47 shared drives it's on. Somewhere in the labyrinth of /.../, your precious PDF is waiting to be archaeologically discovered in 2037.