Include Stdio.h

Visual Studio trying to convince us that "ass" is undefined when we all know it's the most well-defined part of the human anatomy. The IDE's prudish error checking is basically the digital equivalent of your grandma covering your eyes during movie kissing scenes. Nice try, Microsoft. We'll just rename it to "posterior" and pretend we're being professional.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of Windows API development summed up in one tragic epiphany! 😱 That moment when you wake up in a cold sweat with the horrifying realization that the documentation is your MORTAL ENEMY. It's like being told the cake is chocolate but biting into raisin instead! The poor soul tried using RIDEV_NOHOTKEYS flag with Raw Input because the docs SAID SO, only to discover what every Windows developer eventually learns through blood, sweat, and keyboard smashing - the documentation is where dreams go to DIE. It's not a bug, it's a feature...of the documentation itself! 💀

The classic trolley problem gets a programmer's twist! We've got two standards committees (TC39 for JavaScript and JTC1 for C++) tied to the nuclear option, while cancer and AIDS cures are on another track. Every developer knows the pain of dealing with language standards committees that seem to drag on forever with decisions that can blow up your codebase. The real moral dilemma: do you save humanity with medical breakthroughs, or do you finally put those endless committee meetings out of their misery? Let's be honest, we've all fantasized about nuking a standards meeting after implementing our 17th breaking change in a month.

C++ developers writing 1000 lines of memory management and pointer arithmetic just to shave 3 milliseconds off execution time while Python devs accomplish the same task during their coffee break. Sure, your code is 100x faster, but I've been home for 6 hours already.

Looks like the compiler is playing favorites with our emojis! 💔 The sword emoji ⚔️ gets to slice through code as an operator, but the heart emoji 💗 is friendzoned as an "identifier." Even in programming languages, love gets complicated! Guess we can fight in code but can't make love work... typical programmer problems! Next time I'll try to overload 🍕 and see if the compiler is hungry enough to accept it!

A dinosaur comedian delivers the programming world's most groan-worthy pun. Python, a high-level language, lives on land because it's "above C-level." Meanwhile, C languishes beneath the waves like some primitive aquatic creature. The audience's silent stare in panel 3 is the universal response to dad jokes at tech meetups. That moment when your brilliant wordplay meets the cold reality of peer judgment.