Include Stdio.h

Ah yes, the anti-programming manifesto from someone who clearly had their code compile on the first try and couldn't handle the success. The author seems to believe computers should just magically do math without being told how. Next they'll expect their car to drive without a steering wheel because "wheels are circles, not driving devices." My favorite part is complaining about recursive methods with threads while typing this rant on a device powered by... wait for it... programming. That's like yelling at clouds for raining while standing under an umbrella. And that final while(true){ print(money); } snippet? If only it were that easy. I've been running that code for years and my bank account remains stubbornly unimpressed.

Regular developers measure performance in milliseconds or microseconds because that's what modern tools show them. Meanwhile, the true optimization psychopaths are counting individual CPU clock cycles like it's 1982. They're the ones rewriting entire functions in assembly just to save 3 cycles in a loop that runs twice a day. The difference between "fast enough" and "I need to know exactly how many nanoseconds each instruction takes."

You're crying over 10 errors in 20 lines? Cute. Meanwhile, the first compiler developers had to write perfect code with zero feedback. No red squiggly lines. No error messages. Just the cold, unforgiving void of punch cards and assembly. If their code failed, they'd never know why. They're basically the programming equivalent of those ancient warriors who built their own weapons while fighting off bears. Next time your IDE highlights a missing semicolon, pour one out for the ghosts of computer science past.

Started the day with a perfectly functional codebase, ended it with a segmentation fault. Just another Tuesday! The skeleton weightlifter represents my physical and mental state after 12 hours of debugging memory allocation issues. That moment when your code goes from "it works on my machine" to "core dumped" faster than you can say "pointer arithmetic." The best part? I probably caused it by trying to optimize something that was already working fine. Nothing says "software engineer" like turning functional code into a spectacular crash because you just HAD to refactor that one function.

The perfect metaphor for what happens when you're such a terrible person that you break the data type itself. In programming, integer overflow occurs when a number exceeds its allocated memory space and wraps around to negative values. This guy was so awful that his "badness" score went beyond the maximum negative value and wrapped right back to appearing positive – giving him the biggest halo in heaven. It's like that one dev who writes such horrific code that the static analyzer crashes and reports zero errors. Congrats, Satan, you've officially broken the morality compiler.

The lifecycle of a C programmer in three Reddit posts: First: "Do you guys even like C?" - The honeymoon phase where you question your life choices after encountering your first segmentation fault. Then: "I'm beginning to like C" - Stockholm syndrome kicks in. You've accepted that memory management is your new unpaid part-time job. Finally: "How do you find libraries in C?" - The desperate plea of someone who's spent 6 hours trying to parse a JSON string without external help. Welcome to dependency hell, where the libraries are scarce and the documentation is optional.