Include Stdio.h

Ah, the beautiful logical tautology that haunts computer science students everywhere. The function GetTheQuestion() returns (_2b || !_2b) which is literally "to be OR not to be" - Shakespeare's existential crisis rewritten in code that always evaluates to true. Paired with that ominous skull, it's basically saying "you're going to face philosophical programming questions whether you like it or not... and there's no escaping them." The Boolean expression that returns true no matter what is both the perfect joke and the perfect nightmare fuel for anyone who's ever debugged at 3 AM.

Ah yes, entering an ugly syntax competition with C++ is like bringing a knife to a nuclear war. The language that gave us std::vector<std::map<std::string, std::shared_ptr<AbstractFactoryImpl>>>::const_iterator has been traumatizing developers since 1985. It's the language equivalent of that friend who says "hold my beer" before doing something spectacularly dangerous. Template metaprogramming alone should qualify as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this person claiming they "use C++ in JavaScript" only to reveal they're just using the increment operator in a for loop! 😱 The sheer DRAMA when they're challenged to "SHOW ME" and they proudly display that pathetic c++ in their loop like it's some groundbreaking achievement! Honey, that's not C++ programming, that's just the increment operator that exists in LITERALLY EVERY C-STYLE LANGUAGE EVER CREATED! 💅 And the reaction? PRICELESS! The absolute howling laughter is what happens when you make such a ridiculous claim in front of actual developers. It's like saying you speak French because you can say "oui oui" while eating a croissant! I CANNOT with these people! 🤦‍♀️

Ah, memory management... where C++ developers play Russian roulette with pointers while Rust programmers smugly watch from behind their compiler-enforced safety barriers. The "change my mind" format perfectly captures that stubborn C++ veteran who's spent 20 years mastering the dark arts of manual memory management and would rather die on that hill than admit Rust might have actually solved some problems. "I don't need safety features, I need SPEED!" they cry, while frantically debugging their 17th segmentation fault of the day.

Java just sitting there on its phone eating lunch while the newer languages duke it out in a chaotic bar fight. C++ is throwing punches, JavaScript and Rust are in a full-on brawl, and Java's just like "Yeah, I've seen this movie before." After 25+ years of enterprise dominance, Java knows these young languages will eventually tire themselves out arguing about who's more performant or has better syntax. Meanwhile, Java's running on 3 billion devices and doesn't even bother looking up from its corporate expense account lunch.

Look at us flexing with our fancy Python, JavaScript, and LLM integrations while the entire banking system runs on COBOL written by someone who retired in 1997. The real heroes aren't the bodybuilders showing off their shiny new frameworks—it's the lone programmer carrying decades of legacy code on their shoulders. Nothing says job security quite like being the only person who remembers how to maintain systems that process trillions of dollars daily but can't handle Y2K without duct tape and prayers.