segfault Memes

Mutex Lock Is The Mind Killer

mutexLockIsTheMindKiller | software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software engineers optimizing realtime code: Too Slow Segfault

Just One Of Those Days

justOneOfThoseDays | hardware-memes, cli-memes, segfault-memes, ide-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Client reports segfault They provide the input I can replicate the crash on my hardware It's is in the cryptography library

I Am So Confused

iAmSoConfused | python-memes, aws-memes, loc-memes, segfaults-memes, docker-memes, segfault-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python app's native dependency segfaults in AWS but not locally Dockerized app segfaults in AWS but not locally Dockerize the app so behavior is consistent across environments Dockerized app segfaults in AWS but not locally

This is so cursed

This is so cursed | segfaults-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content define; rn define false cap use instead of 0 or null or EOF when appropriate define I no define ? sussin define long fr define main chief define bouta define finna define mf define: bussin define be define break yikes define - vibin define return deadass define ongod define 1 tho include stdio.h int chief. fr fr int c rn scanf ("d"; bouta c) rn fr fr int mf p rn c3 sussin p finna bouta c0 bussin p finna null r while (no cap) 4 if(p be cap) yikes en printf("x, dn".P. 'vasan pa carefian don"t use mf p or it segfaults fr fr tho deadass 0 rn tho

Math Is Harder When It Can Segfault

mathIsHarderWhenItCanSegfault | programming-memes, program-memes, class-memes, error-memes, segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My math in class My math when programming Lagrange Error Bound If Pn(x) is the nth degree Taylor polynomial of f(x) about c, then max flnt) (z. f(x) -P, (x) 5 x- (n1)! for all z between x and c. ProdrammerHumor.io doz there exist a formula for converting rgb 255 to 0,11 range

Trial by segfault

Trial by segfault | programmer-memes, python-memes, program-memes, segfaults-memes, segfault-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU CAN'T GIVE HER THAT! IT'S NOT SAFE! C IT'S A language THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. SHE'S A pythor IT'S EDUCATIONAL. WHAT IF SHE segfaults? THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON. AI

This meme is made by segfault gang

This meme is made by segfault gang | segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When I correctly cast a pointer to my struct. My struct: I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

Taken from removed softwaregore post

Taken from removed softwaregore post | software-memes, segfaults-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content define; rn define I no define ? sussin define long fr define main chief define bouta define finna define mf define: bussin define be define break yikes define - vibin define return deadass define ongod define 1 tho define false cap use instead of 0 or null or EOF when appropriate include stdio.h int chief) fr fr int c rn scanf ("d", bouta c) rn fr fr int mf p rn c3 sussin p finna bouta c0 bussin p finna null r while (no cap) 4 if(p be cap) yikes rn printf ("X, dn" sP c) rn p vibin rn carefull don't use mf p or it segfaults fr tho deadass 0 rn tho

this is a cry for help

this is a cry for help | programmer-memes, python-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, segfault-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content me, a Python programmer: "The professor says everything must be programmed in C, but it'll be no big deal also me, several nanoseconds later: how do asterisks work in c i've asked for 5 years and nobody has made me understanc Q segfault fucking why Q program that translates python into C Q what does my cs professor have against python Q why is c so impossible Q

Did you ever hear of embedded C?

Did you ever hear of embedded C? | array-memes, loc-memes, segfaults-memes, oop-memes, pointers-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Did you ever hear of embedded ca No? Ithought not. It's not a story the 00P devs would tell you. it's a low-level legend. C can run without an OS so powerful and so efficient it could use pointers to influence memory anywhere... it had such freedom. it could even have negative array indices. It could actually write to unallocated RAMP C is a pathway to manv abilities some consider to be... bad practice. What happened to it? It became so powerful... the only thing it feared was running on an OS. which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it let the OS control memory allocation, then the OS killed the process during its sleep loop. Ironic. C could save others from segfaults, but not itself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not on an OS.

Based on a real story

Based on a real story | code-memes, try-memes, segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When your pointer-arithmetic-heavy code doesn't segfault on first try Confused screaming ProdrammerHumor.io

Segfault

Segfault | c++-memes, segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1st Year of C 10th Year of C