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The Segfault Blame Game

2 days ago 76.9K views 0 shares

The eternal cycle of C++ development: write code, crash with segfault, blame the language. For the uninitiated, a segfault (segmentation fault) happens when your program tries to access memory it shouldn't—like dereferencing a null pointer or accessing an array out of bounds. But instead of debugging our pointer arithmetic or fixing our memory management, it's obviously C++'s fault for not having garbage collection like those civilized languages. The Mario-style piranha plant of truth awaits any programmer humble enough to admit they're the problem!

Is Rust Evil

Rust Security C++ Programming Debugging

4 days ago 91.3K views 0 shares

Ah, the Rust evangelism strike force in their natural habitat. Above ground, we have the beautiful C language basking in the sunlight, nurturing an ecosystem that's been thriving for decades. Meanwhile, underground, the Grim Reaper himself is filming a documentary about the angry Rust crab that's convinced everyone C programmers are just one null pointer dereference away from total system collapse. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen this movie before. Some poor C dev is just trying to climb out of the pit while Rust zealots are down there with their memory safety pitchforks and ownership model torches. Sure, my code segfaults occasionally, but at least I don't have to fight the borrow checker at 3 AM while questioning my career choices.

Please Use Static Analysis On Your C++ Codebase

C++ Programming Debugging Testing

5 days ago 73.0K views 0 shares

Please Use Static Analysis On Your C++ Codebase

The desperate plea of every C++ senior developer who's died inside after finding yet another memory leak that static analysis would have caught three months ago. Meanwhile, the junior devs are gesturing wildly with excuses like "but it compiles fine" and "we don't have time for that." The codebase is probably one segfault away from summoning demons through the stack overflow portal.

Mutex Lock Is The Mind Killer

Programming

3 months ago 7.9K views 0 shares

mutexLockIsTheMindKiller | software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Software engineers optimizing realtime code: Too Slow Segfault

Just One Of Those Days

Linux Debugging Testing

7 months ago 8.3K views 0 shares

justOneOfThoseDays | hardware-memes, cli-memes, segfault-memes, ide-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Client reports segfault They provide the input I can replicate the crash on my hardware It's is in the cryptography library

I Am So Confused

Python AWS Backend Cloud

7 months ago 8.0K views 0 shares

iAmSoConfused | python-memes, aws-memes, loc-memes, segfaults-memes, docker-memes, segfault-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Python app's native dependency segfaults in AWS but not locally Dockerized app segfaults in AWS but not locally Dockerize the app so behavior is consistent across environments Dockerized app segfaults in AWS but not locally

This is so cursed

Backend

8 months ago 4.4K views 0 shares

This is so cursed | segfaults-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content define; rn define false cap use instead of 0 or null or EOF when appropriate define I no define ? sussin define long fr define main chief define bouta define finna define mf define: bussin define be define break yikes define - vibin define return deadass define ongod define 1 tho include stdio.h int chief. fr fr int c rn scanf ("d"; bouta c) rn fr fr int mf p rn c3 sussin p finna bouta c0 bussin p finna null r while (no cap) 4 if(p be cap) yikes en printf("x, dn".P. 'vasan pa carefian don"t use mf p or it segfaults fr fr tho deadass 0 rn tho

Math Is Harder When It Can Segfault

Programming Debugging Testing

8 months ago 10.1K views 0 shares

mathIsHarderWhenItCanSegfault | programming-memes, program-memes, class-memes, error-memes, segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content My math in class My math when programming Lagrange Error Bound If Pn(x) is the nth degree Taylor polynomial of f(x) about c, then max flnt) (z. f(x) -P, (x) 5 x- (n1)! for all z between x and c. ProdrammerHumor.io doz there exist a formula for converting rgb 255 to 0,11 range

Trial by segfault

Python Backend

1 year ago 6.4K views 0 shares

Trial by segfault | programmer-memes, python-memes, program-memes, segfaults-memes, segfault-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content YOU CAN'T GIVE HER THAT! IT'S NOT SAFE! C IT'S A language THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. SHE'S A pythor IT'S EDUCATIONAL. WHAT IF SHE segfaults? THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON. AI

This meme is made by segfault gang

Programming

1 year ago 7.9K views 0 shares

This meme is made by segfault gang | segfault-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When I correctly cast a pointer to my struct. My struct: I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

Taken from removed softwaregore post

Backend

1 year ago 4.5K views 0 shares

Taken from removed softwaregore post | software-memes, segfaults-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content define; rn define I no define ? sussin define long fr define main chief define bouta define finna define mf define: bussin define be define break yikes define - vibin define return deadass define ongod define 1 tho define false cap use instead of 0 or null or EOF when appropriate include stdio.h int chief) fr fr int c rn scanf ("d", bouta c) rn fr fr int mf p rn c3 sussin p finna bouta c0 bussin p finna null r while (no cap) 4 if(p be cap) yikes rn printf ("X, dn" sP c) rn p vibin rn carefull don't use mf p or it segfaults fr tho deadass 0 rn tho

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