The NSA wants you to use "memory-safe" languages controlled by tech giants, but C remains the wild west of programming. Sure, you might segfault your way into oblivion, but at least no corporation is pulling your strings. Nothing says "freedom" like manually managing your own memory and accidentally creating buffer overflows that compromise national security. It's not a bug, it's a feature.
C Is Uncontrollable
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