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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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C Is Uncontrollable

C++ Rust Security Programming
2 months ago 160.7K views 0 shares
C Is Uncontrollable
The NSA wants you to use "memory-safe" languages controlled by tech giants, but C remains the wild west of programming. Sure, you might segfault your way into oblivion, but at least no corporation is pulling your strings. Nothing says "freedom" like manually managing your own memory and accidentally creating buffer overflows that compromise national security. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

C Is Uncontrollable

C++ Rust Security Javascript Programming
3 months ago 184.1K views 0 shares
C Is Uncontrollable
The conspiracy theorist's guide to programming languages. While everyone's worried about memory leaks, the real threat is corporate control. C remains the last bastion of freedom in a world where tech giants puppeteer our code. Rust? A Google puppet. JavaScript? FAANG's playground. Meanwhile, C sits there with its pointer arithmetic and segfaults saying "at least I'll let you shoot yourself in the foot with complete freedom ." The tinfoil hat comes with every compiler installation.

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