Prove This Isn't Accurate

Starting with plain C: "Yeah, I guess memory management is my problem now." Then C++: "Wait, you're telling me I can have classes AND still shoot myself in the foot?" C# arrives: "Microsoft made something... actually decent?" And finally, whatever that monstrosity at the bottom is (probably Rust or some ML framework): "THE COMPILER KNOWS ALL MY SINS AND REFUSES TO LET ME COMPILE UNTIL I CONFESS THEM." Each language adds more symbols and more existential dread. Ten years of coding and I still can't tell if we're evolving or just adding more ways to overcomplicate "Hello World."

The modern dev partnership nobody asked for but everyone's getting. You're over here writing tangled, unmaintainable code that somehow works (classic spaghetti), while AI swoops in to add the only thing that makes it palatable - some actual structure and features. Let's be honest, your code was going to production either way, but now it's slightly less likely to collapse under its own weight. The real irony? That chef looks more confident about the result than any of us feel about our codebase.

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When your variable naming skills follow you into real life. The license plate "NULLPTR" is the perfect way to announce that you're simultaneously a C++ developer and completely empty inside. Probably spends weekends dereferencing null pointers and wondering why everything crashes.