That's What Programmers Know About Languages

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That's What Programmers Know About Languages

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Poor guy thought his coding skills would translate to romance. Turns out writing a love letter in programming languages is like trying to debug a relationship with syntax errors. The real compiler error here? Not understanding that most humans prefer words like "I love you" over System.out.println("Will you marry me?"); Next time maybe stick to poetry instead of Python, buddy.

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