That's What Programmers Know About Languages

Content STOP USING DOCKER APPLICATIONS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE TRAPPED IN VIRTUAL JARS LIKE DIGITAL FIREFLIES YEARS OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT yet NO ONE QUESTIONED WHY WE'RE PUTTING PROGRAMS IN IMAGINARY BOATS "Let's containerize our monolith", "I'll just quickly spin up 17 microservices" -- Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged OBSERVE the WHALE-SIZED DECEPTION they've FOOLED us with all this time (These are REAL IMAGES used to EXPLAIN DOCKER) ??????? ????????????????? Ahoy matey, I'd like to run my website in a virtual sea shanty They have plaved us for absolute fools

Java's weight loss journey is more impressive than any before-and-after fitness ad. Java 8 was that bulky framework carrying around excessive boilerplate code like it was trying to compensate for something. Meanwhile, Java 25 promises to be the sleek, efficient language we never thought possible – stripped of verbosity and unnecessary ceremony. Oracle finally realized that "public static void main(String[] args)" is just fancy speak for "hello world shouldn't require a doctoral thesis." Next update: Java fits on a floppy disk and your IDE stops begging for more RAM.

Content Don't demean the effort here. There is effort in this work, and it's actually kinda nice, especially the responses imho. Good work from OP M A Reply 16 J The project could have been copied and pasted, with changing some parameters to be more strict and change targeting. We don't know though unfortunately. Great project nonetheless but anybody can learn to edit code and I encourage people to do so. A s 5m Then why dont you make a better one and post it here? 41 J Now I can definitely learn it! I know nothing about coding in Minecraft at the moment. I believe it requires JavaScript so I'll definitely have to do plenty of research, I only know basic Python fundamentals at the moment 4 -1 ProarammerHumor.io

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The eternal battle between two worlds! In math, x = x + 1 is a logical impossibility that would make Euclid roll in his grave. But for programmers? That's just Tuesday. It's the sacred increment operator in disguise, casually violating the fundamental laws of mathematics while we sip coffee and mutter "it works in production." Meanwhile, mathematicians are having full-blown existential crises because you can't just add 1 to both sides and pretend nothing happened. The beauty of programming: making mathematicians question their life choices since the invention of the assignment operator.

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