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Content GOOGLE AMAZON CLOUD Musk Delayed Paying Twitter's Amazon Cloud Bill, Sparking Ad Threat By Erin Woo March 3, 2023 4:06 PM PST Photo: Elon Musk. Photo by Getty. Elon Musk is running into an obstacle in his relentless drive to cut costs at Twitter: some of the same vendors that Twitter is squeezing to save money are also its advertising clients. As recently as last month, Twitter sales and marketing staff were told by their colleagues that Amazon had threatened to withhold payment for advertising it runs on Twitter because the social network for months refused to pay its Amazon Web Services bills for cloud computing services, according to two people familiar with the discussions. ProarammerHumor.io

Someone's been hoarding copium like it's the last RTX 4090 on earth, just waiting for the AI bubble to burst so they can finally afford that sweet data-center GPU they've been drooling over. The schadenfreude is palpable—imagine sitting there with your industrial-grade hopium tank, refreshing GPU prices every hour, praying for the day when crypto miners and AI startups simultaneously declare bankruptcy. Plot twist: even if the bubble pops, those GPUs are still gonna cost more than your car because NVIDIA knows you'll pay it anyway. The copium supply might need a refill.

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The beautiful irony of tech infrastructure: society said electric cars would collapse the grid, but somehow data centers consuming the electricity of small nations to train AI models and mine crypto? Totally fine, completely sustainable, nothing to see here. Your average data center pulls more juice than thousands of Teslas combined, yet nobody bats an eye. But suggest Grandma gets an EV and suddenly everyone's an electrical engineer worried about grid capacity. Meanwhile, ChatGPT is over here burning enough power to light up a city just to tell you how to center a div. Fun fact: A single large data center can consume 50+ megawatts continuously. That's enough to power about 37,000 homes. But sure, Karen's Nissan Leaf is the real problem.

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