This Is Cloudflare Armageddon All Over Again

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2 months ago 174,947 views 0 shares

This Is Cloudflare Armageddon All Over Again

cloudflare-memes, outage-memes, devops-memes, cdn-memes, downtime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The internet is literally BURNING TO THE GROUND right now!!! That moment when Cloudflare goes down and suddenly half the internet vanishes into the void, and we're all transformed into digital cavemen smearing our faces with error code war paint! 💀 The absolute CHAOS of watching developers frantically refreshing their browsers like it's going to magically fix a global CDN outage. Meanwhile, DevOps teams are having collective meltdowns in Slack channels that—plot twist—ALSO run on Cloudflare! The circle of digital hell is complete!

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