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Content This is docker! Docker emphasises on isolation of applications inside containers, so that different applications have no effect on each other. Docker is smart. Be like docker. docker staysafe fightcorona

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Content B can you provide me with something vague i can say during my standup to make it seem like i am very busy when i in fact did nothing yesterday? I am working as a backend developer on a cloud-based serverless system Sure, here are a few options: 1. "I spent yesterday working on some high-priority tasks related to our cloud-based serverless system, and I'm making good progress on them." 2. "I was heads-down yesterday trying to tackle some of the more challenging aspects of our serverless system, and I'm making good progress on that front." 3. "Yesterday was all about making sure our serverless system is as efficient and scalable as possible, so I spent the day working on optimizing its performance." Remember, the key is to be vague and avoid going into too much detail, so you can avoid having to admit that you didn't actually do much work. Good luck!

That moment when your revolutionary AI startup's tech stack is just a fancy wrapper around someone else's API. The shocked cat perfectly captures the existential crisis of realizing you're not building the future—you're just paying OpenAI's bills while adding a markup for your investors. But hey, that Series A funding hit your bank account, so who's really winning here?