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This Is Cloudflare Armageddon All Over Again
Cloud Networking Security Devops
16 days ago 117.1K views 0 shares
This Is Cloudflare Armageddon All Over Again
OH. MY. GOD. The internet is literally BURNING TO THE GROUND right now!!! That moment when Cloudflare goes down and suddenly half the internet vanishes into the void, and we're all transformed into digital cavemen smearing our faces with error code war paint! 💀 The absolute CHAOS of watching developers frantically refreshing their browsers like it's going to magically fix a global CDN outage. Meanwhile, DevOps teams are having collective meltdowns in Slack channels that—plot twist—ALSO run on Cloudflare! The circle of digital hell is complete!

The Internet's Precarious Foundation
Networking Webdev Security Devops Programming
16 days ago 124.4K views 2 shares
The Internet's Precarious Foundation
The entire internet is depicted as a massive, precarious tower of servers and infrastructure, but the whole thing is being held up by a single Cloudflare support beam. One tiny service outage and civilization collapses! This is basically what happened during the July 2020 Cloudflare outage when half the web went dark for 30 minutes because someone tripped over a cable (or something equally trivial). Every DevOps engineer just felt a cold shiver down their spine remembering that day. Single point of failure? More like single point of "we're all doomed."

Soap Web Service: Very Scary
Backend Webdev Programming Java
2 months ago 251.5K views 0 shares
Soap Web Service: Very Scary
Forget monsters under the bed—the real nightmare fuel is SOAP web services. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like wrestling with XML envelopes, namespaces, and WSDL files that make War and Peace look concise. Modern devs have moved on to REST and GraphQL while SOAP enthusiasts are probably the same people who still use Internet Explorer "just to download Chrome." The sheer verbosity of SOAP makes even the bravest developers wake up in cold sweats. You haven't known true pain until you've debugged a malformed SOAP envelope at 2 AM while questioning your career choices.

Time To Panic
Devops Webdev Networking Programming Debugging
3 months ago 214.5K views 0 shares
Time To Panic
The ultimate irony - Downdetector itself experiencing a 5XX server error. It's like calling 911 only to hear "Sorry, the emergency service is currently experiencing an emergency." The digital equivalent of a firefighter's house burning down while they're out saving others. That moment when even the platform designed to tell you when other platforms are down... goes down. Trust issues intensified.

Amazon Web Services
Frontend
9 months ago 82.2K views 0 shares
Amazon Web Services | web-memes, amazon-memes, amazon web services-memes, web services-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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I Was Todays Years Old
Frontend AWS Cloud
11 months ago 97.4K views 0 shares
iWasTodaysYearsOld | web-memes, aws-memes, amazon-memes, version-memes, amazon web services-memes, web services-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Great Time To Be Anew Grad
Programming Linux Testing Databases Frontend
1 year ago 262.7K views 0 shares
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Still unknown
Python AWS Frontend Cloud
1 year ago 106.3K views 0 shares
Still unknown | programmer-memes, developer-memes, web-memes, machine learning-memes, program-memes, aws-memes, amazon-memes, machine-memes, amazon web services-memes, web services-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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The more stupid the machine, the less I can handle it ...
php Linux Frontend
1 year ago 169.7K views 0 shares
The more stupid the machine, the less I can handle it ... | web-memes, server-memes, machine-memes, list-memes, perl-memes, web services-memes, nginx-memes, ssl-memes, servers-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me operating an actual server Also me operating a washing machine "Alright, proxmox installed, all the 19 LXCs are properly set up. Web services are proxied through a nginx to make SSL cert setup easier. Valheim, CS:GO and icarus game servers are running. And it only took 45 Minutes." "Hi Mum, thanks for answering my call. Listen, I have a question, where do I put in the laundry detergent?"

Well fuck
Testing AWS Frontend Cloud
1 year ago 80.0K views 0 shares
Well fuck | web-memes, aws-memes, amazon-memes, test-memes, amazon web services-memes, web services-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content aws Greetings from Amazon Web Services, This e-mail confirms that your latest billing statement, for the account ending in is available on the AWS web site. Your account will be charged the following: Total: 7,964.25

We want a Java Architect. But hey, we also want you to be a C++ architect, UI architect & Python architect at the same time.
Javascript Python Java Databases Frontend
2 years ago 123.7K views 0 shares
We want a Java Architect. But hey, we also want you to be a C++ architect, UI architect & Python architect at the same time. | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, python-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, management-memes, c++-memes, requirements-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, api-memes, web services-memes, oop-memes, search-memes, component-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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With all the superhero fanboying going around these days!
Frontend
2 years ago 43.6K views 0 shares
With all the superhero fanboying going around these days! | web-memes, amazon-memes, amazon web services-memes, web services-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Elle Nol ElleOhHell If Wonder Woman and Spider- Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services. 11:23 PM 06 Dec 17