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Brain: "Hey you goin' to sleep?" Dev: "Yes, now shut up" Brain: "You committed the API Keys to a public repo" Nothing jolts a developer from the edge of sleep like remembering they accidentally pushed sensitive credentials to GitHub. That moment when your brain reminds you that your AWS keys are now visible to every bot scraping public repos, and your company credit card is about to fund someone's crypto mining operation in Siberia. Sweet dreams!

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Ah yes, the classic "prepare for a million users who will never come" syndrome. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like setting up Kubernetes clusters, load balancers, and sharded databases for an app that will be used exclusively by you, your mom, and that one supportive friend who clicks it once and never returns. It's basically the software equivalent of buying a Ferrari to drive to the mailbox. But hey, when that 691st user shows up, you'll be ready... any day now...