Hetzner FTW: Crying All The Way To The Bank

Infrastructure Self-hosting Budget Hetzner Cost-optimization Bare-metal Cloud-migration

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Hetzner FTW: Crying All The Way To The Bank

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Trading AWS for bare metal hosting like Hetzner is the tech equivalent of crying yourself to sleep at night... until you check your bank account. That moment when you realize managing your own servers is a royal pain, but the 80% cost savings makes you wipe those tears with cash. Nothing says "I've made questionable life choices" quite like SSH-ing into actual hardware at 3am, but hey, your CFO thinks you're a goddamn hero.

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