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If Too Expensive Then Shut Down Prod
Gcp Devops Backend Cloud
3 days ago 220.7K views 0 shares
If Too Expensive Then Shut Down Prod
Google Cloud's cost optimization recommendations hit different when they casually suggest shutting down your VM to save $5.16/month. Like yeah, technically that WOULD save money, but that VM is... you know... running your entire production application. The best part? The recommendation system has no idea what's critical and what's not. It just sees an idle CPU and thinks "hmm, wasteful." Meanwhile, that "idle" VM is serving thousands of users and keeping your business alive. But sure, let's save the cost of a fancy latte per month by nuking prod. Cloud providers really out here giving you the financial advice equivalent of "have you tried just not being poor?" Peak efficiency mindset right there.

When You Use A Nuclear Reactor To Power A Light Bulb
AI Javascript Programming
3 months ago 288.7K views 1 shares
When You Use A Nuclear Reactor To Power A Light Bulb
Paying $1200/month to use GPT-4 to uppercase text. That's like hiring a brain surgeon to put on a band-aid. The real kicker? Someone spent their entire weekend auditing API costs only to discover they could've just used .toUpperCase() and saved $1000. The most expensive string transformation in history. Somewhere, a regex is laughing at us all.

Hetzner FTW: Crying All The Way To The Bank
Cloud Devops AWS Linux
9 months ago 220.2K views 0 shares
Hetzner FTW: Crying All The Way To The Bank
Trading AWS for bare metal hosting like Hetzner is the tech equivalent of crying yourself to sleep at night... until you check your bank account. That moment when you realize managing your own servers is a royal pain, but the 80% cost savings makes you wipe those tears with cash. Nothing says "I've made questionable life choices" quite like SSH-ing into actual hardware at 3am, but hey, your CFO thinks you're a goddamn hero.