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Trust Me It Hurts

full-stack-memes, backend-memes, frontend-memes, google-memes, stackoverflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The grand unveiling of the "Full Stack Developer" mask reveals the shocking truth—it's just a backend dev who frantically Googles CSS flexbox every time they need to center a div! The industry's greatest magic trick isn't microservices architecture or serverless computing—it's convincing recruiters that knowing how to print "Hello World" in 7 languages makes you qualified to handle both Redux state management AND database sharding. The backend dev's browser history is just 47 tabs of Stack Overflow questions about why their button won't align properly.

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