Trust Me It Hurts

That feeling of pure triumph when your WebSockets actually work in production is *chef's kiss*. After days of watching connection errors pile up like dirty dishes, debugging CORS issues that make no logical sense, and frantically Googling "why WebSocket connection closed code 1006" at 2AM, you finally see that beautiful open connection. It's like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow—theoretically possible but rarely witnessed in the wild. The sweet victory of real-time data flowing seamlessly between your front and back end makes you want to raise your arms in triumph like you just conquered the entire internet. Until tomorrow when it randomly disconnects again for absolutely no reason.

The duality of variable naming in one perfect comic. When asked how they name variables, our hero responds with "Just meaningful names" while their actual code tells a different story: let plsHELPiAmSuffering - for when the debugger is your therapist let i_am_hungry - because coding at 3am requires documentation const ETERNAL_PAIN - clearly a well-scoped constant var weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - when you've lost all will to follow naming conventions let tempVarNameWillChangeWhenImNotDoingThisAtMidnight - the lie we tell ourselves Every developer has two wolves inside them: one that wants clean, readable code and another that's having an existential crisis at 2am with a deadline tomorrow.

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