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That's Not A Developer, That's An Entire IT Department

That's Not A Developer, That's An Entire IT Department
Ah, the modern tech job posting—where companies want a single developer with the skills of seventeen specialists working for the price of one junior. The guy nails it perfectly. When recruiters list every technology under the sun—from three programming languages to multiple frameworks, databases, cloud services, DevOps tools, and system administration—they're basically asking for a unicorn who can replace their entire engineering team. After 15 years in the industry, I've seen job descriptions evolve from "Java developer" to "technical demigod who can single-handedly build, deploy, and maintain the entire digital infrastructure of a Fortune 500 company while also making coffee." And the best part? They'll still call it "entry-level" and offer you exposure instead of a proper salary.

Trust Me It Hurts

Trust Me It Hurts
The grand unveiling of the "Full Stack Developer" mask reveals the shocking truth—it's just a backend dev who frantically Googles CSS flexbox every time they need to center a div! The industry's greatest magic trick isn't microservices architecture or serverless computing—it's convincing recruiters that knowing how to print "Hello World" in 7 languages makes you qualified to handle both Redux state management AND database sharding. The backend dev's browser history is just 47 tabs of Stack Overflow questions about why their button won't align properly.

Truly The Best Art

Truly The Best Art
Behold the majestic stick figure - the pinnacle of programmer art! When code wizards are forced to venture beyond their comfort zone of beautiful brackets and elegant functions, this masterpiece emerges. It's that magical moment when your boss says "we can't afford a designer" and suddenly your CS degree transforms you into Picasso with MS Paint skills. The artistic vision is... minimalist? Yeah, let's call it minimalist. 🎨