The Bell Curve Of API Testing Sanity

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The Bell Curve Of API Testing Sanity

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OMG, the BELL CURVE OF SANITY for API testing! 😩 On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant CURL users with their terminal wizardry and zero UI expectations. On the right, the enlightened CURL masters who've transcended Postman's GUI prison. And there in the middle? THE REST OF US MORTALS trapped in Postman purgatory, clicking through collections like lab rats in a maze of JSON responses and environment variables! The face says it all - that's the expression of someone who just spent 3 hours debugging why their bearer token stopped working after a coffee break. CURL or Postman? Choose your fighter, but know that both paths lead to the same existential crisis!

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