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The Real Chad: API Consumer vs. Web Scraper
Webdev Networking Security Javascript Programming
8 days ago 91.4K views 0 shares
The Real Chad: API Consumer vs. Web Scraper
The eternal struggle between those who build APIs and those who break them. Up top, we have the "Virgin API Consumer" - shackled by OAuth, rate limits, and the constant fear of a 429 error. Poor soul thinks following documentation is actually making life easier. Meanwhile, the "Chad Third-Party Scraper" lives in digital anarchy. Armed with Selenium, cURL, and an army of captcha-solving minions, this data pirate treats your carefully crafted JavaScript defenses like wet tissue paper. Entire security teams stay awake at night because of this guy's weekend hobby. The irony? Companies spend millions trying to stop scrapers while simultaneously building their own scraping tools. It's the circle of web life.

Cursed Programming: The Comment Apocalypse
Programming C++ Debugging
25 days ago 112.1K views 1 shares
Cursed Programming: The Comment Apocalypse
Oh look, it's the "my code is basically just a long-winded love letter to the compiler" approach. Every single line drowning in comments that explain the blindingly obvious while adding zero actual value. This is what happens when someone takes "document your code" advice and cranks it to 11. You know who writes code like this? The same person who explains what a fork is while handing it to you at dinner. The real irony? After 7 years in the industry, you'll be begging for any comments in the 10,000-line legacy codebase you've inherited. Just not... whatever this crime against syntax highlighting is.

Just Use Curl
Bash Networking Devops Programming Backend
1 month ago 124.4K views 0 shares
Just Use Curl
Ah yes, the eternal battle between fancy API tools and command-line purists. Postman gives you a slick UI, request history, environment variables, and team collaboration. Meanwhile, grizzled terminal veterans are just sitting there like "curl -X POST -H 'Content-Type: application/json' -d '{\"why\":\"so_complicated\"}'" and calling it a day. After 15 years in the trenches, I've learned that sometimes the simplest tool is all you need... until your curl command spans 7 lines and you can't remember what the hell those flags do anymore.

Say No To Curlyb Racism
Programming
2 months ago 25.2K views 0 shares
sayNoToCurlybRacism | code-memes, url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What curly bracists claim to believe if condition do stuff ( domorestuff () ? else dosomethingelse() doonelastthing() Yep! Everything's fine This is perfectly understandable code. if condition: do stuff () do more stuff( else: dosomethingelse() doonelastthing( WHAT IS THIS ????? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THIS SUPOSED TO DO ????? HOW DO PEOPLE CODE LIKE THIS ????? HELP ME !!!! I'M SCARED!

English Plus Plus
Backend
2 months ago 54.6K views 0 shares
englishPlusPlus | string-memes, function-memes, api-memes, class-memes, url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 24 void function in the classAPI that will::initCur10)- 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 the variable handle is to theresult of the function named curleasyinit();- if.the. (thandle).isn't- thenprintfthe string:"curl couldnt init"):- and then return nothing; .1-

Python Is Awesome But
Python Backend
3 months ago 35.4K views 0 shares
pythonIsAwesomeBut | code-memes, python-memes, url-memes, curl-memes, indentation-memes, space-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DO README as MIT license Bython Python with braces. Because Python is awesome, but whitespace is awful. Bython is a Python preprosessor which translates curly brackets into indentation. Content of README: Key features Code example Installation Quick intro Structure of the repository. Key features "Forget" about indentation.

You can't park { anywhere you want
Programming
3 months ago 21.6K views 0 shares
You can't park { anywhere you want | url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sir this is handicapped parking Curly brackets open on a new line Oh sorry sir, have a nice day

No Uineeded
Programming
3 months ago 17.5K views 0 shares
noUINeeded | url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content F YOU TEACH THE USER HOW TO USE CURL YOU DON'T NEED imoflip.com TO WRITE A UI

Programming
5 months ago 15.7K views 0 shares
. | url-memes, curl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mina Talaat Local variable What about the place outside the curly braces. Compiler That's beyond your borders.

Standard Api Response From Exam System
Testing Backend
5 months ago 13.0K views 0 shares
standardApiResponseFromExamSystem | api-memes, url-memes, curl-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, public-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content questionswithPublicUrls: subject: "Reading", id: "65f3560e8c314b25d1 O: (subject: "Reading", id: "653560e8c314b25d1b83b94", options: I,. difficulty: "Easy" y options: ,., 70: ,) isCorrect: false optionText: "it increased the amount of carbon dioxide in the at publicOptionDocumentUri: null 1: CoptionText: "It allowed plants to grow in complete darkness, isCorrect: false optionText: "It allowed plants to grow in complete darkness, exp publicOptionDocumentUrl: null 7 2: ,) isCorrect: true optionText: "It contributed to the production of oxygen, support publicOptionDocumentUrl: null y 3: CoptionText: "It decreased the planets temperature by absorbing isCorrect: false optionText: "It decreased the planets temperature by absorbing e publicOptionDocumentUrl: null

Only This Can Make Me Love Python
Python Backend
6 months ago 18.6K views 0 shares
onlyThisCanMakeMeLovePython | python-memes, url-memes, curl-memes, indentation-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content def printmessage (numoftimes) for i in range(numoftimes) print("Bython is awesome!"); if name - 11 printmessage (10); main " Bython Python with braces. Because Python is awesome, but whitespace is awful. Bython is a Python preprosessor which translates curly brackets into indentation.

I Was Looking For This
Python Backend
7 months ago 17.7K views 0 shares
iWasLookingForThis | python-memes, url-memes, curl-memes, indentation-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content def printmessage (numoftimes) for i in range(numoftimes) print ("Bython is awesome!"); if name I main printmessage(10); " Bython Python with braces. Because Python is awesome, but whitespace is awful. Bython is a Python preprosessor which translates curly brackets into indentation. ProarammerHumor.io