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Content 1:50 960 k Software Developer Strawbridge Studios - Durham, NC 27705 Bachelor's degree v Job details Matches job preferences you are Interested in l Salary From 18 an hour Job Type Full-time v Shift and Schedule 8 hour shift Monday to Friday Qualifications Software development: 5 years (Preferred) Benefits Pulled from the full job description 401(k) Dental insurance Health insurance Life insurance Flexible schedule Health savings account Show 2 more benefits Full Job Description Software Developer- React, Javascript, Typescript SQL PHP

Remember when error messages actually told you what went wrong? Now we get this cutesy corporate BS instead of useful information. Left side: straight-up telling you the system is thoroughly screwed with an actual error code. Right side: some UX designer's fever dream of "humanizing the experience" while telling you absolutely nothing helpful. Next they'll add emojis to kernel panics and call it "user-friendly." The worst part? Some executive probably got a bonus for this brilliant rebranding of failure.

Content Anonymous 050122(Sun)04:09:27 No.68444767 be me go to coffee shop order a hot chocolate with marshmellows overhear two women are talking at the other table pick up programming words like "while 64 KB JPG loop" and "cu" like programming stuff approach their table confidently "Hey guys, are you talking about programming?" they look at me I repeat myself they kinda just nod, they don't continue whatever they were talking about, guess they don't think I will understand I tell them I'm a programmer (gestured at myself with my hands for emphasis) one of them is like "sorry, we're talking about work" (paraphrasing) they seem to be trying to get rid of me I insist and ask her what their conversation was about it takes a while but the other one is like "we were discussing blah blah something about optimization" I have no idea what the fuck she just said, it didn't make any sense to me at all change the topic quickly and ask what programming language she uses she says it's C I say "C is an old language, you should use something cooler like javascript" (that's what I'm learning) they talk to each other quietly (I can't hear what they are saying) one of them asks "anon, where do you work?" I tell them I don't have job, I do programming as a hobby the conversation doesn't continue they leave a few minutes later Where did I do wrong?

Content 1 tensorflow tensorflow 53549 I FUCKING HATE TENSORFLOW Closed ghost 2d I hate Tensorflow. Yes. I fucking hate Tensorflow. I created this GitHub account only to open this issue. Please use Jax or Pytorch or anything else. Don't use Tensorflow. Don't report me. Don't mad at me. Don't ask me why. Because I don't want to talk about it anymore. 1. FUCKING. HATE. TENSOR-FUCKING-FLOW. e 2 75 3 9 106 40 2

Content C is unsafel! If you're using C instead of Rust in 2021 then you're putting your users needlessly under risk ProrammerHumor.i Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neithSegmentation fault (core dumped)

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