Production-down Memes

Nothing says "I'm having a great time" quite like frantically opening your laptop at a party because production just went down. The look on everyone's face says it all - they're witnessing a developer's nightmare in real-time. You're supposed to be socializing, maybe eating some snacks, but instead you're SSH-ing into servers while Aunt Karen asks if you can fix her printer later. The best part? You're probably the only one who understands the severity of the situation. Everyone else thinks you're just checking emails while your internal monologue is screaming "THE DATABASE IS ON FIRE AND I'M OUT OF BEER." Pro tip: This is why you should never be the only one with production access. Or just turn off Slack notifications at social events. Your choice of poison.