Rest My Ass: When 200 OK Is Anything But OK

Content 6:22 PM Rail Ha Hall (35 github.com The best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Star 38,412 Watch master Latest commit by kelseyhightower about 1 month ago View code Q Jump to file BE README.md No Code No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Getting Started Start by not writing any code View all of README.md

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Content Nora Heute 11:59 nora -help -verbose Gesendet Heute 13:43 Usage: nora options... nora is an interactive communication program which learns from conversations to provide more options of usage over time. Options: -a, --ask question ask nora a question to which she will try to find an appropriate answer -b, --build output build info of nora -C, --compliment get a compliment from nora -e, --exit reason exit this conversation, optionally give a reason -f, --funfact nora will tell you a random fun fact when this option is chosen -h, --help displays this help and exit -I, --info topic get information about nora regarding one of the following topics: interests, hobbies, personal-info,.. (this option is in current development. GIF Gib eine Nachricht ein SENDEN

Content STOP USING DATABASES Data storage was not supposed to be serialized YEARS OF COLLECTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than a VECTOR Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called EXCEL "Yes please START TRANSACTION. Please use PREPARED STATEMENTS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CS engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all libraries and languages we built for them (This is REAL MySQL, done by REAL data scientists) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like ';DROP TABLE users;-- please" They have played us for absolute fools

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THE AUDACITY! 😱 Developer thinks they're being sooo clever testing their API on localhost, only to have Postman drop the ultimate truth bomb: "You need the internet." GASP! The look of utter betrayal in that last panel is sending me! It's like finding out your coffee has been decaf all along. HELLO?! The whole point of localhost is that it's LOCAL! It's literally in the name! The crushing realization that your API testing tool needs internet to test something that doesn't need internet is the definition of irony wrapped in a burrito of frustration. The circle of tech life: thinking you've outsmarted the system only to be outsmarted by it. 💀