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The Future Is Now, Old Env
Programming Devops Testing Frontend Backend
11 days ago 115.7K views 0 shares
The Future Is Now, Old Env
Looking at that pill bottle labeled "Not caring about backward compatibility" while staring intensely at it? Guilty as charged. Nothing says "living on the edge" quite like pushing that shiny new update that breaks every legacy system in existence. Who needs stable APIs when you can have excitement ? Sure, the users with older systems might riot, but they should've upgraded five versions ago anyway. Their technical debt is not my emotional burden. That sweet, sweet feeling when you delete 200 lines of compatibility code and replace it with 10 lines of elegant modern syntax. Worth every angry support ticket.

The Four Stages Of API Hell
Backend Webdev Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 92.7K views 0 shares
The Four Stages Of API Hell
The FOUR STAGES OF API HELL, darling! 💀 First, you're ECSTATIC because you got a 200 response! You're practically throwing a parade for yourself! 🎉 Then the BETRAYAL hits - call actually failed but they had the AUDACITY to send a 200 with an exception stack trace buried in the response! The DRAMA! 😱 Next, you're playing detective with ZERO documentation, squinting at your screen like you're trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics! Sherlock Holmes could NEVER! 🔍 And finally, the ultimate insult - having to include the framework in your request body AS A HEADER?! What kind of sadistic monster designed this API? I can't even! This is why developers drink! 🍸

This Parameter Exists For Historical Reasons
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
4 months ago 132.7K views 0 shares
This Parameter Exists For Historical Reasons
The JavaScript pushState() function has an unused parameter that literally does nothing but can't be removed because... backward compatibility! 🤦‍♂️ It's like that one useless function parameter that's been in your codebase for 5 years and everyone's too scared to remove it because "something might break." The documentation even admits it with a straight face: "This parameter exists for historical reasons, and cannot be omitted." The red scribbles perfectly capture every developer's reaction: "??? WTF" - which is basically the official technical term for legacy code maintenance.