I Think The Weekend Is Obviously Superior

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I Think The Weekend Is Obviously Superior

frontend-memes, backend-memes, weekend-memes, developer-life-memes, work-life-balance-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Frontend? DISGUSTING. Backend? PLEASE, get that monstrosity away from me! But the WEEKEND? *chef's kiss* The only development environment where bugs don't exist and the only stack I care about is a stack of pancakes! Five days of coding trauma followed by two days of sweet, sweet oblivion where the only thing I'm deploying is myself onto the couch. The weekend doesn't care about your CSS nightmares or database migrations - it just wants you to REST... and not the API kind!

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