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Every Big Company's Development Philosophy

Enterprise Opensource Softwareengineering Reinventingthewheel Notinventedhere Corporatelogic Buggycode Techdebt Developmenttime

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Every Big Company's Development Philosophy

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Corporate logic at its finest! Why use battle-tested, free open source solutions when you can burn six months reinventing the wheel with extra bugs? Nothing says "enterprise quality" like rejecting perfectly good code because it wasn't invented here. The best part? When it inevitably fails, they'll hire consultants to implement the open source solution they rejected in the first place. Bonus points if they call it a "proprietary custom solution" in the shareholder meeting! 💸

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