Every Big Company's Development Philosophy

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Ah, COVID lockdown rules: a nightmare for extroverts, but absolute paradise for us code monkeys. While normal humans were suffering through isolation like it was some cruel punishment, programmers were living their best lives – finally validated for the lifestyle we'd been practicing for years. No need to make excuses for staying home all weekend with your IDE when the government mandates it. The only difference? We could order takeout without that judgmental look from the delivery person. Introverted developers have been training for this moment our entire careers.

The uncanny parallel between gambling addiction and our newfound AI dependency is frighteningly accurate . On the left: traditional gambling. On the right: the modern developer's slot machine—AI prompting. Both promising quick riches while delivering mostly disappointment. The self-delusion is identical. "One more spin" becomes "one more prompt." The house always wins, but in coding, it's your cursor (and the AI companies collecting your prompts). My favorite part? That moment of clarity when you realize you've spent 3 hours prompt-engineering something you could've coded in 20 minutes. It's like waking up in Vegas with empty pockets and a newfound appreciation for your day job.