Every Big Company's Development Philosophy

Content You'd make everything static right 10:41 M So that everything can belong to the class 10:41 J 3 10:41 M Damn right I would 10:42 I dont like object oriented 10:42 because the classes have too much power over the methods 10:42 It creates a hierachical structure that I disagree with 10:42

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer! 💀 Boss asks if they've "worked out the details" and this coding genius responds with "Yes sir!" while their actual code is just importing a module called 'details' and then doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with it except looping through it with a 'continue' statement. It's like saying you cleaned your room by shoving everything under the bed and calling it organized! The digital equivalent of "fake it till you make it" but make it Python! This is what happens when deadlines meet desperation, people!

Content CEREAL It's just a matter So, when will that ofume ant The one new feature be ready month, couit de no months Three months? could he Four months? I contrece that happening, yes Eight months? That's a realistic timeline Eleven months? Perhaps Ok. now really think hard about this one. One year? I could see that as a very real possibility

When your code is held together by a cascade of else if statements that somehow manage to keep the entire structure from collapsing. Sure, it's a nightmare to maintain, and any slight change might bring the whole thing crashing down, but hey—it passed QA! This is basically the architectural equivalent of saying "I'll fix it in production" while crossing your fingers behind your back. The building inspector would definitely give this code a 418: I'm a teapot, because this logic shouldn't be serving anything.

Content Gautam k. rajput imComputerGeek How to be a hacker??? Open terminal in front of your friends type "Is -a" chuckle and say words like encryption, firewall and boom... You are a hacker. 12:16 pm 27 Mar 20 Twitter for Android ProgrammerHumor

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