Backend Dev Designed UI

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Backend Dev Designed UI

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When the backend dev says "I'll handle the UI this time" and delivers a postal truck parked in a circular water feature. Function over form at its finest! The backend mindset is fully operational here—technically it works, has an API (actual physical interface), and meets all the requirements in the spec. No CSS animations needed, just raw utility with zero regard for user experience. Bonus points for the vehicle ID being formatted like a database primary key (CP20009). Ship it!

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