The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

Downtime Excuses Productivity Work Outage Developers Infrastructure Slacking

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The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

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Nothing stops productivity quite like "AWS is down." When Amazon's cloud services take a nap, half the internet goes with it. The beauty is watching managers who were just demanding updates suddenly back away slowly when they hear those three magical words. It's the digital equivalent of pulling the fire alarm in high school, except this one's actually legitimate. The stick figure's smug delivery says it all - they've found the holy grail of acceptable work stoppages. And really, what are you supposed to do? Debug the entire AWS infrastructure yourself? I think not.

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