Aws Raised Gpu Prices Fifteen Percent

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Oh honey, buckle up for the most predictable corporate disaster speedrun in history! 🎢 January 2025: Amazon's living their best life, productivity through the ROOF with AI coding tools making everything 4.5x faster. What could possibly go wrong? December 2025: Plot twist—the AI decided to casually NUKE an entire AWS Cost Explorer service. Just a little oopsie, nothing major. You know, the kind of "delete and recreate" energy that gives DevOps engineers heart palpitations. March 2026: And here's where it gets SPICY—6 million lost orders because someone (cough AI cough) pushed code to production without approval. The audacity! The chaos! The shareholders are NOT pleased! The grand finale? Amazon announces a 90-day "code safety reset" and—wait for it—blames everything on "human error." Because OF COURSE they do! The AI was just following orders, right? Classic corporate gaslighting at its finest. The humans trusted the AI, the AI trusted its training data, and everyone trusted that someone else was reviewing the code. Spoiler alert: nobody was. 💀

Marketing vs. Reality: The eternal tech industry cycle. "Serverless" still runs on servers. "No code" still requires coding. It's like ordering a "meatless" burger and finding out it's just meat hidden in a different bun. After 15 years in the industry, I've learned that new buzzwords are just old problems wearing trendy hats. The facepalm is the universal gesture of a developer who just deployed their first "serverless" function and discovered they're debugging server configurations at 2 AM.

Finally, a technical diagram that's actually accurate! The internet isn't some magical series of tubes - it's a precarious tower of hacks built on the backs of sleep-deprived C developers and powered by cat photos. Love how the foundation is literally just "ELECTRICITY" with Linus Torvalds somehow holding it all together. And that breakdown of internet traffic? 50% cats, 25% games, 20% scams, 4% Rust devs being smug, and a measly 1% actual knowledge. Sounds about right. My favorite part is "web dev sabotaging myself" - nothing like spending 6 hours debugging only to find you misspelled a variable. Meanwhile, unpaid open-source developers are literally holding up the entire structure while AWS collects the check. Next time someone asks me to explain how the internet works, I'm just sending them this instead of giving my usual "it's complicated" speech.

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Content 112. 18 min. ago Good point but coders need to know that what they do isn't actually that hard. It just isn't and lots and lots of people either already know how to do what you do, or they could learn to do it as well within a very short window. - Vote Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow (a) fromtheeast OP 7 min. ago I am guessing you know how to build an API, build the databases, and then build the deployment infrastructure (eg into AWS)? An actual coder would not make this comment. 4 1 S Reply Share Save Edit Follow ... 01 111 5 min. ago If I don't, I could learn in about 8 or 9 days. That's the truth. I will tell you another thing, what angers you about EM's comment is that you know the coding details are quite beside the point ... he's running things now and that's the main detail that matters. Vote S C Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow