Get Your Priorities Sorted

When your manager tells you to "think of the data centres" during a climate crisis, but you're literally just trying to survive the heat wave. Classic corporate priorities: servers must stay cool at 18°C while humans melt at 40°C. The suit-wearing exec is out here giving motivational speeches about infrastructure uptime while our guy is chugging water like his life depends on it (because it does). Nothing says "we value our employees" quite like reminding them that the AWS instances are more important than their personal comfort. At least the data centres have redundant cooling systems—meanwhile, Karen from HR sent an email saying the office AC is "under review" for budget reasons.