They Lied To Me About The World Wide Web

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They Lied To Me About The World Wide Web

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THE BETRAYAL! You think you're building for the ENTIRE PLANET, but then you peek behind the curtain and—GASP—your "worldwide" application is just sitting in some data center in Virginia! 😱 The crushing realization that your global masterpiece is actually running on a few servers named after compass directions. It's like finding out Santa isn't real, but for cloud engineers. Your app isn't traveling the world... it's just hanging out in Northern Virginia with all the other "worldwide" web apps!

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