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The classic corporate bait and switch! Companies love to blame RAM prices when they go up, jacking their own prices accordingly. But when RAM gets cheaper? Suddenly they develop selective amnesia. It's like how cloud services will charge you extra for "increased infrastructure costs" but somehow never pass along the savings when hardware gets cheaper. The invisible hand of the market apparently has its middle finger permanently extended toward consumers.

Junior dev: "I'm a programmer" Senior dev: *starts explaining scalability issues* Junior dev: *visible confusion* Senior dev: "millions of requests per second" The exact moment when a junior realizes their cute little CRUD app with 5 users isn't quite the same as building systems that don't burst into flames under load. We've all been there—thinking we're hot stuff until someone mentions "eventual consistency" and our brains blue-screen.

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Microsoft's naming strategy in 2024: take your existing products, slap "Copilot" or "AI" on everything, and pretend you invented something revolutionary. Word becomes "Wordslop," Excel turns into "Exslop," and my personal favorite—Teams is now just "Recycle Bin" because let's be honest, that's where all productivity goes to die anyway. The real genius move here is "Power Slop Intelligence"—because why have Power BI when you can have a product name that sounds like what comes out after a bad algorithm eats too much training data? SharePoint becoming "Slop Point" is just truth in advertising at this point. Nothing says "we're out of ideas" quite like adding AI to products that have worked fine for decades and charging enterprise customers an extra $30/month per seat for features that hallucinate your quarterly reports. But hey, at least the VCs are happy.