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The fastest way to burn through $100M? Just whisper "AWS" and watch your bank account evaporate. That SRE knew exactly what they were doing - nothing drains a budget faster than spinning up a few "right-sized" EC2 instances and forgetting about them for a weekend. The genie immediately adding a fourth rule is basically Amazon's business model in a nutshell. Honestly, at least gambling gives you a chance of winning something back.

Content Data Analytics Engineer Stomble Sydney, New South Wales, Australia (Remote) in Easy Apply Save The successful applicant should have knowledge of: Creating databases Data Visualizations Understanding of where to apply Machine Learning algorithms such as Linear Regression, Multiple Regression, K means clustering etc Recommendation Systems (Preferred) Web APIs. (Preferred) Technologies required: Python SQL and NoSQL databases (DynamoDB Prefered) Web development knowledge. HTML, CSS andJAVASCRIPT. (Preferred) Knowledge of AWS is Preferred. Knowledge of Analytics tools like Tableau, AWS QuickSight Version Control (Git). Required Education: Currently completing master's or bachelor's in computer scienceIT Data Scienceengineering. The responsibilities and attributes are: - Eager to solve challenging problems. - Has done prior freelance work. - Willingness to work as part of a cross-functional team environment. - You thrive on innovation and experimentation. - You can work and deliver work on deadlines. - Getting your hands dirty in real-world tasks and problems. Do not apply if: Can not work unpaid.

Content GOOGLE AMAZON CLOUD Musk Delayed Paying Twitter's Amazon Cloud Bill, Sparking Ad Threat By Erin Woo March 3, 2023 4:06 PM PST Photo: Elon Musk. Photo by Getty. Elon Musk is running into an obstacle in his relentless drive to cut costs at Twitter: some of the same vendors that Twitter is squeezing to save money are also its advertising clients. As recently as last month, Twitter sales and marketing staff were told by their colleagues that Amazon had threatened to withhold payment for advertising it runs on Twitter because the social network for months refused to pay its Amazon Web Services bills for cloud computing services, according to two people familiar with the discussions. ProarammerHumor.io

Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h A 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 4 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah. I did. 217

Content Normal and sane authorizations: give your client credentials get your auth token and fuck off AWS: create IAM user - create policy - assign the policy to the IAM user auth with assumed- assume the role for create a role IAM user role calculate HMACHMACHMACHMAC("AWS4" kSecret,"20150830"),"us-east-1"),"iam"),"aws4request" with the information from previous steps sum them all up in authorization header and hope to go that you didnt fuck up time format

When AWS sends you a bill for $14.74 from four years ago, you become the silent resistance fighter. While everyone's making grand gestures canceling Prime accounts over Amazon's latest controversy, you're quietly fighting the system by "forgetting" to pay that ancient cloud hosting bill for your abandoned side project. It's not tax evasion, it's a principled stand against corporate memory! The AWS debt collectors can pry that $14.74 from your cold, dead keyboard.