The Great OS Betrayal

Remember when apps just did one thing and did it well? The 2010 iBeer app literally just showed a virtual beer that "poured" when you tilted your phone. That's it. No subscription model, no data harvesting, no "please rate us" popups. Fast forward to today where we've engineered ourselves into dependency hell with 17 microservices, three JavaScript frameworks, and a CI/CD pipeline that breaks if Mercury is in retrograde. The irony is palpable. We've become so "advanced" that we've forgotten how to create something straightforward that just works. Modern developers looking at this app are like archaeologists discovering fire – "What sorcery is this? And where's the Kubernetes cluster?"

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