The Great OS Betrayal

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Content How to fix any computer Windows Step 1. Reboot Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows Lose all your files Quietly weep Apple Step 1. Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac Overdraw your account Quietly weep Linux Step 1. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a. Revert back to Using Windows or a Mac Quietly weep

Content STOP USING PYTHON PROGRAMMING WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR CHILDREN YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet PYTHON has NEVER BEEN USED for ANY REAL WORLD APPLICATION PYTHON is a language for BABIES. NO ADULT that has A FUNCTIONING BRAIN would use a language THAT STEALS LIBRARIES THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MADE b-BuT iSn'T iT iNtUiTiVe ThOuGh??? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Python FORCES the user to learn HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of commands, and they are ALL COMPLETE HORSESHIT myAge input () Why does it want your PERSONAL INFORMATION? while b 10 TEN WHAT? APPLES? ORANGES? print( 'Hello world!') WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PRINTER? There ALREADY EXISTS a language that only makes you learn EIGHT commands, IT'S CALLED BRAINFUCK ProarammerHumor.io

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Content Y Hacker News new threads past comments ask show jobs submit best 1. A "AI is dangerous", says CEO of Sigma Technologies (arxiv.org) 1678 points by Akronymus 5 days ago 874 comments 2. A Apple to invest 200 millions in PHP (techcrunch.com) 1371 points by topshelf 5 days ago 835 comments 3. A California bans Taco Tuesdays (forbes.com) 1229 points by etiam 4 days ago 470 comments 4. A Why I stopped using toilet paper (substack.com) 820 points by mfiguiere 4 days ago 729 comments 5. A Rust 4.3.2 released (rust-lang.org) 790 points by werner 3 days ago 157 comments 6. A Stop using compilers (medium.com) 750 points by dagurp 4 days ago 432 comments ProgrammerHumor.

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