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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Apple vs microsoft Memes

Posts tagged with Apple vs microsoft

We've Come Full Circle: The OS Dating Hierarchy

Apple MacOS Microsoft Windows
23 days ago 68.6K views 1 shares
We've Come Full Circle: The OS Dating Hierarchy
The corporate tech evolution in one perfect comic! Top panel: Apple guy compliments Susan, she's flattered. Bottom panel: Windows Vista guy says the exact same thing, and suddenly she's calling HR. It's basically the tech version of the "be attractive, don't be unattractive" rule. Apple gets away with everything while Windows Vista—literally the most universally hated OS in history—gets reported faster than it crashes. The irony is brutal. In tech, your market reputation determines whether the exact same behavior is "charming" or "call security immediately." Microsoft fans in shambles right now.

The Great OS Betrayal

Apple MacOS Microsoft Windows Programming
1 month ago 96.0K views 0 shares
The Great OS Betrayal
Oh. My. GOD! The TRAUMA of returning to Windows after being seduced by macOS's sleek interface is just UNBEARABLE! Five minutes of Apple's polished perfection and suddenly your Windows desktop feels like trying to use a stone tablet with a chisel! The cognitive whiplash is so severe you might just need to dramatically collapse in the dirt and question all your life choices! The OS equivalent of tasting filet mignon and then being forced to eat a gas station sandwich! 💀

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