My Whole Childhood Was A Lie

Memory management Tech nostalgia Optimization Legacy tech Mobile apps Ram cleaner Scam apps Phone performance Clean master

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My Whole Childhood Was A Lie

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Ah, the good old days of snake oil optimization apps. Those "RAM cleaner" apps that would proudly announce they freed up 3GB of RAM on your 1GB phone were the original tech scams before crypto. It's like claiming you emptied 50 gallons from a 10-gallon tank. Pure mathematical wizardry! And we all downloaded them thinking our phones would suddenly run Crysis. The digital equivalent of those "download more RAM" websites. Kids these days with their 12GB phones will never understand the desperate hope of squeezing performance from a potato device.

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