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The five stages of beginner developer delusion, perfectly captured in skeletal form. It starts with innocent enthusiasm, quickly escalates to "I'm learning React to learn JavaScript" (which is like saying "I'm learning to fly a Boeing 747 to understand gravity"), then rapidly descends into the fever dream of building Netflix clones with ChatGPT after 72 hours of coding. By stage four, our protagonist is planning an AI SaaS empire after a week of copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers. The final transformation into a complete skeleton represents the ultimate delusion: dropping engineering college for a bootcamp that "guarantees" job offers. Senior developers watching this evolution: *sips coffee in traumatized silence*

STOP THE MADNESS! React developers have officially lost their minds with this absurd syntax from the "future." The code using use = useUsing("using") is like the JavaScript equivalent of saying "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" but somehow WORSE! 💀 React hooks were already confusing enough with their useState , useEffect , useContext , useReducer , useMemo , useCallback , useRef , and now they're just trolling us with useUsing ?! Is this what we've come to? Next they'll release useUseUsingUsedUses and expect us to keep our sanity!

When you've been writing JavaScript for so long that you forget how to use normal words anymore. That moment when someone says "use using" and your brain immediately autocorrects it to using use = useUsing("use") because you've been drowning in React hooks for the past 6 months. The guy whispering looks like he just discovered a revolutionary pattern while the other dude is having an existential crisis realizing he's been useState -ing, useEffect -ing, and useContext -ing so much that the word "use" has lost all semantic meaning. Welcome to the hook life, where everything is a use and nothing hurts... except your sanity.

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute state of React developers in 2023! 💀 We're out here DELIBERATELY turning off optimizations with useMemo like some kind of performance-hating MONSTERS! The sheer AUDACITY of that little stick figure just smiling and nodding while React's optimization features are being MURDERED right in front of him! This is the equivalent of watching someone pour sugar in your gas tank and responding with "yea" instead of calling the police! The cognitive dissonance is just *chef's kiss* SPECTACULAR! React's over here trying its best with all those fancy hooks, and we're just like "no thanks, I PREFER my app to run like it's on a 1998 calculator watch!" 🙃

Ah, the classic "entry-level" job posting that requires mastery of the entire tech stack universe! The recruiter is essentially asking for a frontend dev (JavaScript/React/Redux), backend engineer (Node/Mongo), and DevOps specialist (Docker/Kubernetes/AWS) all rolled into one human being—at the price of one salary, of course. It's like walking into a restaurant and ordering a 5-star chef, server, and dishwasher combo meal for the price of a single hamburger. The tech industry's expectations have gotten so absurd that we're practically one job posting away from "must have invented time travel and colonized Mars by age 25."

Ah, the classic "let me put every tech sticker on my laptop" phase that somehow never ends. That sheet is basically a developer's Tinder profile - trying to impress everyone while secretly knowing half those technologies hate each other. VSCode and Rust living peacefully next to PHP and JavaScript is like putting cats and dogs in the same tiny apartment and expecting them to share the remote. That Go mascot at the bottom is just waiting for the chaos to unfold. It's the tech equivalent of wearing both Nike and Adidas to the same gym.