Liquid Glass View

Ah, the irony of modern web development. First panel: "How to make a responsive website" - presented with all the confidence of someone who just discovered media queries yesterday. Second panel: The same "expert's" actual website demanding you increase your window size or switch to desktop because apparently their definition of "responsive" is "works exclusively on screens the size of a small billboard." Nothing says frontend expertise quite like telling mobile users their devices are the problem. The digital equivalent of "you're holding it wrong."

The mountain of web development gets steeper with each framework. HTML? Just a gentle slope. CSS? A bit more challenging. Bootstrap? Now we're cruising downhill! But then comes React Native and suddenly you're falling off a cliff. That moment when you think you've mastered frontend development only to have React Native remind you that cross-platform mobile dev is where dreams go to die. Ten years of experience and I'm still googling "why is my flexbox not working on Android but fine on iOS."

OH. MY. GOD. The BETRAYAL! 😱 Fresh-faced newbies turning their backs on centuries of programming tradition to chase after that flirty, seductive "vibe coding" with its pretty frameworks and no documentation! Meanwhile, traditional coding stands there UTTERLY DEVASTATED watching its relationship crumble before its eyes! The audacity! The drama! It's like watching your partner leave you for someone who doesn't even know what a pointer is but has really cool Instagram filters. And honestly? I can't even blame them - who wants to spend 5 hours debugging a segmentation fault when you could just npm install your problems away?

Web development: a never-ending cycle of "fixing" what wasn't broken. The timeline is painfully accurate—each framework promising salvation from the previous one's "problems." Meanwhile, frontend devs are just collecting framework experience like Pokémon cards. The best part? In 2030, we'll probably invent HTML2 to fix whatever JavaScript monstrosity we've created by then. It's the circle of web life: build, complain, rebuild, repeat.

The pinnacle of technical specifications right here! Nothing says "master prompter" like the incredibly detailed bug report: "the whole app is buggy. Please fix everything." Developers absolutely LOVE these vague instructions that give them zero actionable information. It's like telling a doctor "my body hurts, cure me" and expecting a precise diagnosis. The TypeScript file extension (.tsx) makes it even better - someone's React component is apparently having issues, but good luck figuring out what they are! This is the digital equivalent of pointing at a car and saying "it's broken" without mentioning that it's out of gas.

Ever had that fever dream where you're a web developer? The meme perfectly captures what would happen if programmers suddenly woke up as primates in some alternate universe. Your monkey friends would be like "This guy's babbling about JavaScript and React while we're just trying to forage for lunch." It's basically the reverse "Planet of the Apes" scenario - instead of evolving, you've devolved but kept all your coding trauma. Meanwhile, your new chimp buddies are living their best lives without ever experiencing the horror of dependency hell or that one bug that only appears in production.