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512GB of RAM?! The absolute AUDACITY of Apple to think I wouldn't immediately fill that with 2,457 Chrome tabs of Stack Overflow solutions I'll "read later." That Mac Studio isn't a computer—it's an enabler for my browser tab hoarding addiction! Web developers see all that memory and literally start salivating like it's beachfront property they just inherited. "Finally, I can run my React app, Slack, AND keep my 'JavaScript Promises Explained' tab open without my computer bursting into flames!" 🔥

SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENS! Just when you thought your decade of coding experience made you a JavaScript DEITY, another framework drops and SUDDENLY you're a helpless newborn again! 😱 The JavaScript ecosystem is basically a toxic relationship where you keep thinking "this time I've mastered it" and then BAM! Some new framework with a cutesy animal logo appears overnight and half your knowledge becomes ANCIENT HISTORY! Your resume might as well say "Expert in frameworks that no one uses anymore." The circle of JavaScript life: learn, master, obsolete, repeat. It's emotional DAMAGE in code form!

The infinite nightmare of nested <div> hell! Trying to find an image source in modern web frameworks is like entering a recursive labyrinth where each layer just says "look inside" another <div> . You start with a simple goal, then suddenly you're 17 layers deep questioning your career choices. The cat at the end represents that sweet moment when you finally find the actual <img> tag after traversing the DOM equivalent of Inception. Frontend archaeology at its finest!

Remember when your entire project was like 50KB? Yeah, me neither. Now you need to install 847 dependencies just to center a div. That node_modules folder has become so comically massive it's basically a black hole that consumes disk space faster than you can say "npm install." Modern web development: where your actual code is 2KB but your dependencies weigh more than a small car. Meanwhile jQuery is sitting there like "I was 30KB and did everything you needed" but nobody wants to hear it because we're too busy configuring webpack for the 47th time. Fun fact: The average node_modules folder contains more files than the number of stars visible to the naked eye. Okay I made that up, but it feels true.

THE ABSOLUTE CHAOS of JavaScript frameworks! First you're learning Next.js and feeling all smart, then someone mentions Nest.js and your brain short-circuits. "Wait, did I hear that wrong?" NOPE! They're COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! And just when you've sorted those two out—BOOM—Nuxt.js crashes the party! By the fourth panel, your soul has left your body and you're questioning every life decision that led you to web development. The JavaScript ecosystem is basically a cruel practical joke where they just add and remove letters to frameworks to watch developers slowly lose their sanity! 🙃

Asked Copilot to create a simple flexbox layout and it decided to spawn the Inception of div containers. That conditional at the top should've been v-if="canCreateNightmare" . Nothing says "I'm helping" like turning a 3-line layout into the HTML equivalent of a Russian nesting doll. And the best part? All that code just to add the same gap-4 everywhere. Efficiency at its finest!