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How Sam Altman Sees The World

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How Sam Altman Sees The World

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So apparently in Sam Altman's universe, PC gamers desperately hoarding their 64GB of RGB RAM are just tiny drops in the bucket compared to the ABSOLUTELY MONSTROUS ocean of compute power being guzzled by AI data centers. Like, imagine thinking your gaming rig is impressive and then realizing OpenAI's GPUs are out here drinking electricity like it's a casual Tuesday smoothie. The power dynamics are truly *chef's kiss* – PC gamers up top living their best life while AI data centers down below are basically Godzilla waiting for their next meal. The man literally sees the entire global RAM supply as a cute little faucet feeding the infinite void of AI training. Nothing says "we're building AGI" quite like casually treating the world's computing resources like a juice box.

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