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Three lines of JavaScript so abstract it makes Marxist theory look straightforward, and somehow ChatGPT turned it into a $50K MRR SaaS. The code literally just says "make product, sell product, reinvest profit" – which is either the world's most efficient business model or someone discovered that VCs don't actually read code before writing checks.
The real genius here is convincing an AI that business.produce(capital) is valid syntax. Meanwhile, the rest of us are debugging why our authentication middleware breaks on Tuesdays while someone's out here getting rich with pseudocode that wouldn't pass a linter. The "// our strategy" comment really ties it together – nothing says "disruptive startup" like a TODO comment masquerading as business strategy.
