The Children Are Our Downfall

Ever opened a PR from an AI and seen comments like // This is a for loop that iterates through the array ? Welcome to the world of AI-generated documentation—where stating the painfully obvious is considered helpful. It's like having that one intern who explains what a keyboard is every time you sit down to code. Next up: ChatGPT will helpfully inform you that your function returns a value and that variables store data. Revolutionary stuff.

The eternal cycle of tech employment. You grind through the job hunt, finally land that position, start dreaming about upgrading your potato laptop with your first real paycheck... and then the AI bubble bursts right when you're about to click "Buy Now" on that sweet gaming rig. So you sit there with your ancient machine, watching the market implode, knowing that prebuilt you wanted is now either out of stock or somehow MORE expensive despite the recession. Classic tech worker timing: always one economic disaster away from decent hardware. At least you still have a job... for now. Time to learn how to build PCs from spare parts like it's 2008 again.

The cat's face says it all. You spend years mastering development, only to have management add AI to your job requirements. Now you're drowning in Stack Overflow trying to figure out how to make ChatGPT produce code that doesn't look like it was written by a caffeinated monkey with a keyboard. The dog got adopted - your sanity didn't.

Nothing screams "I let ChatGPT write my entire README" quite like opening a repository and being assaulted by a wall of 🚀✨💡🎯🔥 emojis. Like bestie, I came here for documentation, not a motivational Instagram post from 2019. The sheer AUDACITY of thinking that slapping rocket ships next to your feature list makes your half-baked npm package look professional is truly unhinged behavior. You just KNOW someone copy-pasted an AI-generated template without even reading it, because no human being with a functioning frontal lobe would naturally write "✨ Features ✨" followed by "🎨 Beautiful code architecture 🎨" in a serious technical document. Sir, this is a GitHub repository, not a vision board.

From debugging complex algorithms to flipping burgers at McCode's. The great tech replacement didn't quite pan out as expected, did it? After years of training AI to "automate all the things," it finally mastered the art of stealing your job while leaving you with an apron and a drive-thru window. The irony is delicious—much like the fries you're now serving to the engineers who built your digital replacement. At least you've still got job security... until they build a robot that can wave goodbye better than you can.

The duality of AI code reviews. Non-technical folks see a magical solution that writes perfect code while senior devs spot the nested callbacks, security vulnerabilities, and performance nightmares lurking beneath the surface. It's like watching someone admire a beautifully painted house without noticing it's built on quicksand. The hallucinated documentation is just the cherry on top of this algorithmic disaster cake.